Directed by Sylvain White. Written by Michael D. Weiss. Starring Brooke Nevin, Torrey DeVitto and Don Shanks.
Plot: a group of friends accidentally kill one of their own during the July 4th holiday and they lie about it only to have someone who knows about it start killing them a year later
Why did they keep the prank a secret? He caused his own death really. I don’t get it. Why did they make this piece of trash movie? It’s highly predictable until the bullshit supernatural ending. I don’t get it.
I suppose we weren’t supposed to laugh at this movie, but we did. The whole way through. Why is the fisherman even coming after them? We didn’t know. Apparently teenagers aren’t allowed to have secrets. Apparently, even if it has nothing to do with him, a dead fisherman will come back and start killing you and your friends if you lie. Whatever!
We didn’t honestly give a shit about anyone, especially the “bad girl” that weighed about 60 lbs. soaking wet. Even Brooke Nevin, who we loved in Infestation, couldn’t peek our interest in this. We were just left wondering why so many people we’ve seen make so many better choices, made the choice to make this movie.
Horrible. Horrible. More horrible by the second. We gave it a 17/100.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I love comic books. I'm particularly into anything X-Men related and everything Harley Quinn.
2. My celebrity crush is Chris Evans (AKA Captain America). He's even more political than I am and he's not afraid to show it, plus he's really, really hot.
3. I love baseball and more importantly the Boston Red Sox, even though I've never even been to Boston. LOL
4. If I won the lottery tomorrow, after paying off my debts, I'd buy a smallish house somewhere in Southern California. I have got to get out of Texas.
5. My cartoon hero is Tina Belcher. Her and I share a soul.
6. I've been rescuing dogs since I was a teenager and firmly believe that fur babies belong inside and on the furniture.
7. I'm very much addicted to Hallmark Channel. I love their sappy movies, especially the Christmas ones.
8. I have 2 tattoos. An "E" on my ankle for my first lost fur baby. And a ladybug on my wrist named George after George Romero told me he liked it. May he RIP.
9. I'm a bit of a night owl. Not that I go out a lot, it's just that I prefer to be up at night and asleep during the day. I'm a vampire like that.
10. I have an unhealthy relationship with potato chips. My favorite are Herr's Sour Cream & Onion.
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