Directed by Jim Wynorski. Written by Jim Wynorski and Steve Mitchell. Starring Kelli Maroney, Mary Woronov, Russell Todd, Barbara Crampton and Tony O’Dell.
Plot: a group of teens are trapped in a chopping mall with new, murderous, security robots
The mall has recently increased security everywhere. They’ve even gotten a bunch of robots that stun and detain criminals. Of course, something goes wrong with the robots. Because that’s how life is. Something always goes wrong with the robots.
So, now that something is wrong with the robots, they’re killers. Going far and beyond detainment, they begin killing people. The teenagers partying overnight see them kill someone and freak out. And here comes the movie.
It all comes off very tongue-in-cheek. It’s ridiculous and it’s hilarious. There’s boob shots and scenes of people splitting up when they should be sticking together. We, of course, own it. The best and most hilarious thing of all is perhaps the fact that the robots have learned to communicate with one another and blow people’s heads clear off, but it takes them an hour just to laser a fucking hole in a wall. It makes no sense. If you want sense, go somewhere else. If you want to laugh and have a good time, watch this.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. My favorite place in the world is Atlantic City. The food, the smells, the beach - I love it all.
2. I am particularly good at crafting. Especially scrapbooking and cross-stitch.
3. I am mixed. My dad is black and my mom is white. I'm very proud of both sides of myself.
4. My favorite food is either the cheesesteak or the hoagie. Not the sub, not the grinder, the hoagie. Totally different experience.
5. I have a number of pen pals I write snail mail to. We exchange stickers and little gifts sometimes, too. I have an extensive sticker collection.
6. I just reconnected with my father after 15+ years. It's going great so far. I've missed him.
7. My brother is my best friend, hence the reason we do this together.
8. I don't have a favorite book. I like too many to have a favorite. But Paul Zindel is my favorite author. Stephen King and Jane Austen are close seconds. I know, eclectic.
9. I'm not very religious at all. I consider myself agnostic.
10. I would say that my most prized possessions are my dogs, but I don't consider them possessions. I consider them people. They are my people.
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