Directed by Craig Singer. Written by Singer and Robert Dean Klein. Starring Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Patrick Renna, David Clayton Rogers, Alex Solowitz and Andrea Bogart.
Plot: a group of college kids decide to tour a closed Dark Ride the same night a psychopath escapes from a mental institution
Ten years after a brutal murder in the Dark Ride, these stupid kids enter it at night. What they don’t know is that the killer has escaped the asylum and is coming back to the Dark Ride. Of course, they partake in some drugs while in the haunted ride. Stupid. Not a place I’m gonna smoke up. And then they get really stupid when they start separating to look around, which is when the killing starts.
Cathy (Sigler) is a bitch! Jen (Bogart) is crazy bananas. We didn’t care about any of them, including the killer, so we couldn’t even root for him. We liked the cast and the acting was okay, but the story fell short. Especially that “twist” ending. Such crap. Such an abysmal motive. The dialogue was contrived. There was no Freddy Claws. It wasn’t scary at all and it could have been. They even through a black man into the movie halfway through just so he could get killed – Cliche much.
Points for cast and boobs, but little else. We pretty much hated it. Our score: 17/100.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I love comic books. I'm particularly into anything X-Men related and everything Harley Quinn.
2. My celebrity crush is Chris Evans (AKA Captain America). He's even more political than I am and he's not afraid to show it, plus he's really, really hot.
3. I love baseball and more importantly the Boston Red Sox, even though I've never even been to Boston. LOL
4. If I won the lottery tomorrow, after paying off my debts, I'd buy a smallish house somewhere in Southern California. I have got to get out of Texas.
5. My cartoon hero is Tina Belcher. Her and I share a soul.
6. I've been rescuing dogs since I was a teenager and firmly believe that fur babies belong inside and on the furniture.
7. I'm very much addicted to Hallmark Channel. I love their sappy movies, especially the Christmas ones.
8. I have 2 tattoos. An "E" on my ankle for my first lost fur baby. And a ladybug on my wrist named George after George Romero told me he liked it. May he RIP.
9. I'm a bit of a night owl. Not that I go out a lot, it's just that I prefer to be up at night and asleep during the day. I'm a vampire like that.
10. I have an unhealthy relationship with potato chips. My favorite are Herr's Sour Cream & Onion.
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