The Roommate (2011)

Directed by Christian E. Christiansen.  Written by Sonny Mallhi.  Starring Minka Kelly, Leighton Meester, Cam Gigandet, Aly Michalka, Kat Graham, Nina Dobrev and Billy Zane.

Plot: a crazy girl becomes obsessed all Single White Female style, over her new college roommate


Leighton Meester moves into the dorm with Minka Kelly and immediately falls in love with her.  She wants to be her.  She wants to have what she has.  It’s a pretty simple plot, but it’s also a very stupid one.  It was unrealistic, annoying, filled with plot holes and surprisingly enough, had no boob shots.  This movie needed boob shots.

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There’s just some things I have to say about this movie before I can be at peace.  For one, I hate Minka Kelly.  She sounds like she’s always talking to a baby.  But even if she wasn’t the star, the movie still would have sucked because it was just ridiculous.


How do two girls get hit repeatedly in the face and stay up, but Cam Gigandet gets hit once and he’s down for the count?  How is everyone so fucking stupid?  I mean, she didn’t know the punch was spiked?  She’s at a fucking college party.  That’s just bad writing.  And why wouldn’t she move in with Cam at the end?  We wanted to see Cam happy damn it!

Also, it was a boring movie.  Also, she killed a cat.  And why does she have to be bipolar?  Bipolar always equals crazy and that’s just not fair.

Our score: 15.  Don’t watch it.

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