Pitch Black (2000)

Directed by David Twohy.  Written by Twohy, Ken Wheat and Jim Wheat.  Starring Vin Diesel, Radha Mitchell, Cole Hauser, Keith David and Claudia Black.

Plot: a ship crashes on a planet inhabited by bloodthirsty creatures that only come out at night.

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This movie is about the future.  This movie is about vampire type creatures.  This movie is about Riddick (Diesel) running around saying corny things the whole movie.  It’s really not that fun at all.  And it’s supposed to be all exciting and shit, but it isn’t.

Radha’s a bitch almost the whole movie.  The creatures just weren’t scary enough.  No one was really likable except the kid.  There was no Freddy Claws, no boobs and the specials were lacking.  It had a good cast though.  But not enough to save the entire film.

We don’t really recommend.  Our score: 42.

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