Evil Remains (2004) (AKA Trespassing)

Written and directed by James Merendino.  Starring Clayne Crawford, Estella Warren, Daniel Gillies, Ashley Scott, Jeff B. Davis and Kurtwood Smith.

Plot: five people are terrorized after they go exploring an old plantation.

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It’s the same old slasher story you’re used to – a masked man kills them off one by one.  But the reasoning behind it was a little nonsensical.  And if it must be nonsensical, I want it to at least scare me.  This did not.

Sharon (Scott) is so annoying.  There are frickin’ lesbians in the frickin’ movie and still no boobs.  But it was a good cast.  Plenty of attractive people for us both to look at.  The specials were pretty cool as well.  But that’s all it’s getting points for.  The movie was confusing and the ending was sloppy.

My score: 25.  DJ’s score: 20.

“Fuck my stuff in the basement.  I’ll get new stuff.”

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