Written and directed by Matt Osterman. Starring Brandon Routh, Dane Cook, Caity Lotz, Ben Feldman, Tom Cavanagh, Grant Bowler and Sara Tomko.
Plot: four aspiring astronauts on a 400 day mission simulation begin to feel something is amiss.
Four aspiring astronauts begin a simulation underground. There’s Theo (Routh), who just went on a bender after Emily (Lotz), breaks up with him. With them are the timid Bug (Feldman) and the asshole Dvorak (Cook), who steps on a poor little mouse. POINTS!! When another really creepy man enters the “ship”, everything starts to go bananas. How did he get there? And who is he? The three sensible ones want to end the simulation early and so they venture outside, but don’t recognize where they are.
I won’t tell you any of the rest of this movie, but know that it’s shit. Such shit. I love Brandon Routh, but he can make some amazingly bad horror related ventures. I mean, what were the rules here? It simply shit the bed as DJ would say. Matt Osterman seems lazy and stupid with this undertaking.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. My favorite place in the world is Atlantic City. The food, the smells, the beach - I love it all.
2. I am particularly good at crafting. Especially scrapbooking and cross-stitch.
3. I am mixed. My dad is black and my mom is white. I'm very proud of both sides of myself.
4. My favorite food is either the cheesesteak or the hoagie. Not the sub, not the grinder, the hoagie. Totally different experience.
5. I have a number of pen pals I write snail mail to. We exchange stickers and little gifts sometimes, too. I have an extensive sticker collection.
6. I just reconnected with my father after 15+ years. It's going great so far. I've missed him.
7. My brother is my best friend, hence the reason we do this together.
8. I don't have a favorite book. I like too many to have a favorite. But Paul Zindel is my favorite author. Stephen King and Jane Austen are close seconds. I know, eclectic.
9. I'm not very religious at all. I consider myself agnostic.
10. I would say that my most prized possessions are my dogs, but I don't consider them possessions. I consider them people. They are my people.
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