Written and directed by Matt Osterman. Starring Brandon Routh, Dane Cook, Caity Lotz, Ben Feldman, Tom Cavanagh, Grant Bowler and Sara Tomko.
Plot: four aspiring astronauts on a 400 day mission simulation begin to feel something is amiss.
Four aspiring astronauts begin a simulation underground. There’s Theo (Routh), who just went on a bender after Emily (Lotz), breaks up with him. With them are the timid Bug (Feldman) and the asshole Dvorak (Cook), who steps on a poor little mouse. POINTS!! When another really creepy man enters the “ship”, everything starts to go bananas. How did he get there? And who is he? The three sensible ones want to end the simulation early and so they venture outside, but don’t recognize where they are.
I won’t tell you any of the rest of this movie, but know that it’s shit. Such shit. I love Brandon Routh, but he can make some amazingly bad horror related ventures. I mean, what were the rules here? It simply shit the bed as DJ would say. Matt Osterman seems lazy and stupid with this undertaking.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I love comic books. I'm particularly into anything X-Men related and everything Harley Quinn.
2. My celebrity crush is Chris Evans (AKA Captain America). He's even more political than I am and he's not afraid to show it, plus he's really, really hot.
3. I love baseball and more importantly the Boston Red Sox, even though I've never even been to Boston. LOL
4. If I won the lottery tomorrow, after paying off my debts, I'd buy a smallish house somewhere in Southern California. I have got to get out of Texas.
5. My cartoon hero is Tina Belcher. Her and I share a soul.
6. I've been rescuing dogs since I was a teenager and firmly believe that fur babies belong inside and on the furniture.
7. I'm very much addicted to Hallmark Channel. I love their sappy movies, especially the Christmas ones.
8. I have 2 tattoos. An "E" on my ankle for my first lost fur baby. And a ladybug on my wrist named George after George Romero told me he liked it. May he RIP.
9. I'm a bit of a night owl. Not that I go out a lot, it's just that I prefer to be up at night and asleep during the day. I'm a vampire like that.
10. I have an unhealthy relationship with potato chips. My favorite are Herr's Sour Cream & Onion.
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