Cheerleader Massacre (2003)

Directed by Jim Wynorski.  Written by Lenny Juliano.  Starring Juliano, Erin Byron, Gigi Erneta, April Flowers, Tammi Sheffield, Brinke Stevens and Charity Rahmer.

Plot: five cheerleaders travel to a cabin in the woods and killed off one by one.

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This movie is the worst.  Definitely almost a so-bad-it’s-good movie.  It’s literally just about five cheerleaders and their coach going to an isolated cabin and getting picked off by someone.  And that’s it.  There’s no under layer here.  It’s not a hard story to follow.  Just watch and laugh.

There’s so much bad about the movie though:

  1. The acting.
  2. There is no continuity.
  3. Unoriginal.  Obviously.
  4. Crappy special effects.
  5. A soundtrack that doesn’t follow what’s going on on-screen.
  6. We didn’t know shit about anyone who was dying so we just didn’t care.

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There were a couple of good things though:

  1. The innovation of kills is “interesting”.
  2. It gets the award for most boobage we’ve ever seen in 75 minutes!

We recommend for a laugh, but not for ANYTHING else.

Our score: 30.

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