Directed by Kevin Tenney. Written by John Woodward and Darryl Wimberley, based on a short story by David Henry Keller. Starring Patrick Kilpatrick, Chris Miller, Suzanne Savoy, Ford Rainey, Michael Wren, Lou Perryman and Danny Mora.
Plot: a boy finds a monster under his new Texas home and decides he has to be the one to kill it.
So, a new family moves into a new home that has an old Comanche curse. Then, the boy starts seeing things, but his father and stepmother don’t believe him. The dad even goes downstairs and feels spooked, but still doesn’t believe. Finally, birds attack the house and then he believes, but no one really ever works together.
Suffice it to say, there’s way more wrong with the movie than there is right. The Freddy Claws sucks. The acting is uneven at best. We totally checked out while it was on and started doing other things to keep from being bored. The opening and ending narrative is pointless and stupid and shouldn’t be there. The Native American monster kills everyone, even Native Americans, which has even the Native Americans confused. And the movie is racist. The white people spend the whole movie being shitty towards Native Americans, even the little boy.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I love comic books. I'm particularly into anything X-Men related and everything Harley Quinn.
2. My celebrity crush is Chris Evans (AKA Captain America). He's even more political than I am and he's not afraid to show it, plus he's really, really hot.
3. I love baseball and more importantly the Boston Red Sox, even though I've never even been to Boston. LOL
4. If I won the lottery tomorrow, after paying off my debts, I'd buy a smallish house somewhere in Southern California. I have got to get out of Texas.
5. My cartoon hero is Tina Belcher. Her and I share a soul.
6. I've been rescuing dogs since I was a teenager and firmly believe that fur babies belong inside and on the furniture.
7. I'm very much addicted to Hallmark Channel. I love their sappy movies, especially the Christmas ones.
8. I have 2 tattoos. An "E" on my ankle for my first lost fur baby. And a ladybug on my wrist named George after George Romero told me he liked it. May he RIP.
9. I'm a bit of a night owl. Not that I go out a lot, it's just that I prefer to be up at night and asleep during the day. I'm a vampire like that.
10. I have an unhealthy relationship with potato chips. My favorite are Herr's Sour Cream & Onion.
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