Directed by Robert Legato. Written by Christopher Borrelli. Starring Eliza Dushku, Chace Crawford, Brandon T. Jackson, P.J. Byrne, Ricky Wayne and Robert Patrick.
Plot: four people break into an asylum looking for a death certificate so they can get inheritance money.
Eloise is actually the name of a very real 78 building institution. It began as a poor house and grew rapidly into a whole “community” with it’s own zip code. It had a cemetery, bakery, power house, farm and even a fire department. The hospital also housed the first kidney dialysis unit and pioneered music therapy. Now, Eloise stands in ruins for the most part, with most of it being turned into a strip mall and homeless shelter. And of course the ruins are supposedly haunted.
Now, the makers of the movie dedicate the movie to Eloise even though the spend the entire movie shitting on Eloise, so… we weren’t sure what was going on. We’ve seen these movies done way better than this. Our favorite character died first. The storytelling is messy as hell. There were no rules and sadly, no jump scares. Good cast though, but that wasn’t enough to get it anyway.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I love comic books. I'm particularly into anything X-Men related and everything Harley Quinn.
2. My celebrity crush is Chris Evans (AKA Captain America). He's even more political than I am and he's not afraid to show it, plus he's really, really hot.
3. I love baseball and more importantly the Boston Red Sox, even though I've never even been to Boston. LOL
4. If I won the lottery tomorrow, after paying off my debts, I'd buy a smallish house somewhere in Southern California. I have got to get out of Texas.
5. My cartoon hero is Tina Belcher. Her and I share a soul.
6. I've been rescuing dogs since I was a teenager and firmly believe that fur babies belong inside and on the furniture.
7. I'm very much addicted to Hallmark Channel. I love their sappy movies, especially the Christmas ones.
8. I have 2 tattoos. An "E" on my ankle for my first lost fur baby. And a ladybug on my wrist named George after George Romero told me he liked it. May he RIP.
9. I'm a bit of a night owl. Not that I go out a lot, it's just that I prefer to be up at night and asleep during the day. I'm a vampire like that.
10. I have an unhealthy relationship with potato chips. My favorite are Herr's Sour Cream & Onion.
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