Directed by Danny Lerner. Written by Les Weldon. Starring Corin Nemec, Vanessa Angel, Corbin Bernsen, Todd Jensen, Elise Muller and Les Weldon (of course).
Plot: sharks terrorize a group of underwater researchers.
Corin Nemec plays Dr. Mike Olsen, an underwater researcher that leads a team with his wife, Linda (Angel). On the Oshana, they discover alien crystals under the water, but the crystals are making the nearby sharks crazy and they begin attacking the facility and the people inside. I don’t even really think it’s a spoiler to tell you that Corbin Bernsen only manages to save Mike and Linda and that eventually the aliens come back to get their crystals and the sharks return to normal.
I must tell you that a lot of the acting is ridiculously overacted. I believe one of the women in the movie, a Simone Levin, was sleeping with someone to get the part and be able to survive for so long. The plot is batshit. Aside from the sharks there’s this crazy business about one of the researchers not being who he says he is and somewhere along the way he gets a gun. It’s terrible. And the music. Oh, the music. Atrocious. We do not recommend sitting through this movie unless your Corin Nemec crush has survived the 90’s.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I love comic books. I'm particularly into anything X-Men related and everything Harley Quinn.
2. My celebrity crush is Chris Evans (AKA Captain America). He's even more political than I am and he's not afraid to show it, plus he's really, really hot.
3. I love baseball and more importantly the Boston Red Sox, even though I've never even been to Boston. LOL
4. If I won the lottery tomorrow, after paying off my debts, I'd buy a smallish house somewhere in Southern California. I have got to get out of Texas.
5. My cartoon hero is Tina Belcher. Her and I share a soul.
6. I've been rescuing dogs since I was a teenager and firmly believe that fur babies belong inside and on the furniture.
7. I'm very much addicted to Hallmark Channel. I love their sappy movies, especially the Christmas ones.
8. I have 2 tattoos. An "E" on my ankle for my first lost fur baby. And a ladybug on my wrist named George after George Romero told me he liked it. May he RIP.
9. I'm a bit of a night owl. Not that I go out a lot, it's just that I prefer to be up at night and asleep during the day. I'm a vampire like that.
10. I have an unhealthy relationship with potato chips. My favorite are Herr's Sour Cream & Onion.
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