Anaconda (1997)

Written by Hans Bauer, Jim Cash and Jack Epps Jr.

Directed by Luis Llosa

Starring Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, Jon Voight, Eric Stoltz, Owen Wilson, Kari Wuhrer and Jonathan Hyde

Plot: a film crew is taken hostage by an insane hunter who takes them to capture a giant anaconda.


Danny Trejo is also in this movie but spoiler alert only for like 6 seconds haha. This movie is not that good, i hope to explain that well enough so that if you have not seen it , you wont watch it like we did.

This movie is a giant creature feature but it could be and is not scientifically accurate at all. Super unrealistic. Snakes do not have agendas. Bad Storyline overall. Good cast for the most part but they had nothing to work with. The snake is not scary because the effects are so bad. The movie has no boobs and really could have!

We hated Jon Voights character a lot in this movie, and not just because he is irredeemable but because he is nigh invincible, over the top and has a really bad pointless accent.

All in all we didn’t love it lol, to say the least. Tara hated it with a 14 out of 100, I gave it more than twice as many points but was still thoroughly disappointed with a score of 31/100, so Dj says stay away from this one!!!

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