Directed by Scott Spiegel. Written by Spiegel and Lawrence Bender. Starring Elizabeth Cox, Dan Hicks, David Byrnes, Renee Estevez, Sam Raimi, Ted Raimi, Eugene Robert Glazer and Bruce Campbell.
Plot: a maniac “intrudes” a supermarket at night and starts killing off the night crew.
Basically, the plot is exactly what I already said. While the night crew is restocking shelves, someone comes and starts killing the crew. But first, there’s a fight scene between one guy and like 10 other people and it’s just the worst fight scene we think we’ve ever seen.
Also, the acting is pretty terrible. The kills are ridiculous. Way too much blood splatter for little pin pricks. The direction is weird. A lot of strange camera angles and shots that don’t make sense. The killer appears to be superhuman. The motive is bad. The movie is bad. I mean, there’s like twelve guys and only two girls and since none of the guys are black, they kill a girl first. At least, that’s how we look at it.
There were also no rules. It was unrealistic. And the ending was a big WTF! We don’t dig what Spiegel is putting down.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. My favorite place in the world is Atlantic City. The food, the smells, the beach - I love it all.
2. I am particularly good at crafting. Especially scrapbooking and cross-stitch.
3. I am mixed. My dad is black and my mom is white. I'm very proud of both sides of myself.
4. My favorite food is either the cheesesteak or the hoagie. Not the sub, not the grinder, the hoagie. Totally different experience.
5. I have a number of pen pals I write snail mail to. We exchange stickers and little gifts sometimes, too. I have an extensive sticker collection.
6. I just reconnected with my father after 15+ years. It's going great so far. I've missed him.
7. My brother is my best friend, hence the reason we do this together.
8. I don't have a favorite book. I like too many to have a favorite. But Paul Zindel is my favorite author. Stephen King and Jane Austen are close seconds. I know, eclectic.
9. I'm not very religious at all. I consider myself agnostic.
10. I would say that my most prized possessions are my dogs, but I don't consider them possessions. I consider them people. They are my people.
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