Directed by Scott Spiegel. Written by Spiegel and Lawrence Bender. Starring Elizabeth Cox, Dan Hicks, David Byrnes, Renee Estevez, Sam Raimi, Ted Raimi, Eugene Robert Glazer and Bruce Campbell.
Plot: a maniac “intrudes” a supermarket at night and starts killing off the night crew.
Basically, the plot is exactly what I already said. While the night crew is restocking shelves, someone comes and starts killing the crew. But first, there’s a fight scene between one guy and like 10 other people and it’s just the worst fight scene we think we’ve ever seen.
Also, the acting is pretty terrible. The kills are ridiculous. Way too much blood splatter for little pin pricks. The direction is weird. A lot of strange camera angles and shots that don’t make sense. The killer appears to be superhuman. The motive is bad. The movie is bad. I mean, there’s like twelve guys and only two girls and since none of the guys are black, they kill a girl first. At least, that’s how we look at it.
There were also no rules. It was unrealistic. And the ending was a big WTF! We don’t dig what Spiegel is putting down.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I love comic books. I'm particularly into anything X-Men related and everything Harley Quinn.
2. My celebrity crush is Chris Evans (AKA Captain America). He's even more political than I am and he's not afraid to show it, plus he's really, really hot.
3. I love baseball and more importantly the Boston Red Sox, even though I've never even been to Boston. LOL
4. If I won the lottery tomorrow, after paying off my debts, I'd buy a smallish house somewhere in Southern California. I have got to get out of Texas.
5. My cartoon hero is Tina Belcher. Her and I share a soul.
6. I've been rescuing dogs since I was a teenager and firmly believe that fur babies belong inside and on the furniture.
7. I'm very much addicted to Hallmark Channel. I love their sappy movies, especially the Christmas ones.
8. I have 2 tattoos. An "E" on my ankle for my first lost fur baby. And a ladybug on my wrist named George after George Romero told me he liked it. May he RIP.
9. I'm a bit of a night owl. Not that I go out a lot, it's just that I prefer to be up at night and asleep during the day. I'm a vampire like that.
10. I have an unhealthy relationship with potato chips. My favorite are Herr's Sour Cream & Onion.
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