Directed by Michael D’Anna. Written by Frank and Paula Fox. Starring J.D. Hart, Toni Robider, Dana Poulson, Hunter Ballard, J.R. Reynolds and Elizabeth Bailey.
Plot: a family is attacked by inbred side show freaks who aren’t really freaks at all.
So a suburban family is traveling and they end up on the scenic route. Not sure why. But the father – an avid photographer – gets really excited when he sees that there’s an old side show they’re passing. So, they stop off and shit gets real quick as a bunch of freaks kidnap the women. The family works well together to try to make it out alive though, but that’s the only good thing I can say about this movie.
Really, it’s just a retread of so many other movies you’ve seen that were all better. People get knocked out really easily too. There are no real scares. It was a waste. And we personally hate the writers and director.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I love comic books. I'm particularly into anything X-Men related and everything Harley Quinn.
2. My celebrity crush is Chris Evans (AKA Captain America). He's even more political than I am and he's not afraid to show it, plus he's really, really hot.
3. I love baseball and more importantly the Boston Red Sox, even though I've never even been to Boston. LOL
4. If I won the lottery tomorrow, after paying off my debts, I'd buy a smallish house somewhere in Southern California. I have got to get out of Texas.
5. My cartoon hero is Tina Belcher. Her and I share a soul.
6. I've been rescuing dogs since I was a teenager and firmly believe that fur babies belong inside and on the furniture.
7. I'm very much addicted to Hallmark Channel. I love their sappy movies, especially the Christmas ones.
8. I have 2 tattoos. An "E" on my ankle for my first lost fur baby. And a ladybug on my wrist named George after George Romero told me he liked it. May he RIP.
9. I'm a bit of a night owl. Not that I go out a lot, it's just that I prefer to be up at night and asleep during the day. I'm a vampire like that.
10. I have an unhealthy relationship with potato chips. My favorite are Herr's Sour Cream & Onion.
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