Directed by Michael D’Anna. Written by Frank and Paula Fox. Starring J.D. Hart, Toni Robider, Dana Poulson, Hunter Ballard, J.R. Reynolds and Elizabeth Bailey.
Plot: a family is attacked by inbred side show freaks who aren’t really freaks at all.
So a suburban family is traveling and they end up on the scenic route. Not sure why. But the father – an avid photographer – gets really excited when he sees that there’s an old side show they’re passing. So, they stop off and shit gets real quick as a bunch of freaks kidnap the women. The family works well together to try to make it out alive though, but that’s the only good thing I can say about this movie.
Really, it’s just a retread of so many other movies you’ve seen that were all better. People get knocked out really easily too. There are no real scares. It was a waste. And we personally hate the writers and director.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. My favorite place in the world is Atlantic City. The food, the smells, the beach - I love it all.
2. I am particularly good at crafting. Especially scrapbooking and cross-stitch.
3. I am mixed. My dad is black and my mom is white. I'm very proud of both sides of myself.
4. My favorite food is either the cheesesteak or the hoagie. Not the sub, not the grinder, the hoagie. Totally different experience.
5. I have a number of pen pals I write snail mail to. We exchange stickers and little gifts sometimes, too. I have an extensive sticker collection.
6. I just reconnected with my father after 15+ years. It's going great so far. I've missed him.
7. My brother is my best friend, hence the reason we do this together.
8. I don't have a favorite book. I like too many to have a favorite. But Paul Zindel is my favorite author. Stephen King and Jane Austen are close seconds. I know, eclectic.
9. I'm not very religious at all. I consider myself agnostic.
10. I would say that my most prized possessions are my dogs, but I don't consider them possessions. I consider them people. They are my people.
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