Written and directed by Chris Eigeman. Starring Travis Tope, Haley Ramm, Gary Cole, Dylan Everett, Jake Manley, Vinson Tran, Clark Backo and Jacinda Barrett.
Plot: Jude (Tope) and June (Ramm) emerge into a dangerous alternate reality after playing Seven in Heaven.
Jude is dating Nell (Backo), but Derek (Manley), his bully, still “forces” him to play Seven in Heaven with June when they all attend the same party. Inside the closet, Jude and June do nothing but sit there almost completely silent. But when they go to leave after the seven minutes are over they find themselves in an alternate reality where June’s sister tries to kill her and Jude is accused of murdering Derek.
Mr. Wallace (Cole), the school’s guidance counselor, knows about the alternate reality for some reason and knows that they’re both in the wrong place. So, he wants to help them get back. Sort of.
It’s crazy shit. The things that happen seem so random. It doesn’t feel like a cohesive story. And it’s NOT a horror movie. Not really. It’s barely a thriller. We did LOL in parts, mostly because of Kent (Everett). Also, the acting was quite good. But DJ particularly is tired of non-endings and felt that anything good about the movie was cancelled out by the crap ending. We do not recommend.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I love comic books. I'm particularly into anything X-Men related and everything Harley Quinn.
2. My celebrity crush is Chris Evans (AKA Captain America). He's even more political than I am and he's not afraid to show it, plus he's really, really hot.
3. I love baseball and more importantly the Boston Red Sox, even though I've never even been to Boston. LOL
4. If I won the lottery tomorrow, after paying off my debts, I'd buy a smallish house somewhere in Southern California. I have got to get out of Texas.
5. My cartoon hero is Tina Belcher. Her and I share a soul.
6. I've been rescuing dogs since I was a teenager and firmly believe that fur babies belong inside and on the furniture.
7. I'm very much addicted to Hallmark Channel. I love their sappy movies, especially the Christmas ones.
8. I have 2 tattoos. An "E" on my ankle for my first lost fur baby. And a ladybug on my wrist named George after George Romero told me he liked it. May he RIP.
9. I'm a bit of a night owl. Not that I go out a lot, it's just that I prefer to be up at night and asleep during the day. I'm a vampire like that.
10. I have an unhealthy relationship with potato chips. My favorite are Herr's Sour Cream & Onion.
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Just the title tells me this would be one to skip. After this review that deal is sealed so thanks for saving me some time on a flop.
Just the title tells me this would be one to skip. After this review that deal is sealed so thanks for saving me some time on a flop.
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