Starring Colin Woodell, Rebecca Rittenhouse, Betty Gabriel, Andrew Lees, Connor Del Rio, Stephanie Nogueras and Savira Windyani
Plot: A young man finds a laptop with access to the dark web and he is being watched by the laptops rightful owner who wants it back.
The movie opens with Matias (Woodell) who has recently acquired a laptop and put new, self made sign language interpreting software so he can better communicate with his girlfriend, Amaya.
Matias and his really annoying group of friends video chat the entire movie though Matias is repeatedly booted and side tracked by his gf and weird messages.
The characters in this movie seemed really uneven and especially inconsistent, specifically with what they knew about and what they didn’t know at all.
The whole movie is pretty unrealistic. It is certainly NOT like the original. We didn’t like any of the characters really and we felt like the script, motive and rules were bad. We don’t think it is rewatchable at all and it wasn’t even remotely fun to watch but it was pretty boring. O and the ending kinda sucks.
Tara gave it a 13 and I liked it slightly more lol with a whopping 19/100
10 Things That Make Me DJVoorhees.
1. My favorite food is pepperoni pizza. From the East Coast of course.
2. My most prized possession is a replica of the Hellraiser puzzle box. My sister haggled the price for me, but she still doesn't like touching the thing.
3. My dream job would be to nurse and rehabilitate wild animals.
4. My favorite comic books of all time follow the X-Men. I can never pick just one title.
5. My dream house would be all one story, have a huge back yard for my dogs, 2 coy ponds, a panic system, a solar array, a game room, a movie theatre, 3 different kitchens, an indoor swimming pool and a giant wall surrounding the whole damn thing.
6. If I could have magical powers I'd want something involving matter manipulation. I could do something small like remove a freckle or do something huge like throwing a massive planet at someone.
7. "Pale Blue Eyes" by The Velvet Underground is currently my favorite song.
8. If I won the lottery tomorrow, I'd start building that big old dream house I was talking about.
9. Creepy, sickly, old women scare me. Think "Zelda" from Pet Sematary, "Mrs. Kersh" from IT, and "The Countess" from Black Sabbath.
10. My first pet ever was a bunny named Buffy. Yes, after the vampire slayer. The movie, not the show.
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This was as dreadful as you say it was. I stopped watching about 12 minutes into it. Hopefully anyone reading this review will take you seriously and save themselves from a train wreck of a movie.
This was as dreadful as you say it was. I stopped watching about 12 minutes into it. Hopefully anyone reading this review will take you seriously and save themselves from a train wreck of a movie.
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