Directed by Sharron Miller. Written by David O’Malley. Starring John Ericson, Ivor Francis, Judith Novgrad, Bernard Fox and Burr Debenning.
Plot: a cheating husband (Ericson) caught in a storm, seeks refuge with a mortician (Francis) who tells him four stories about people who have wound up in his establishment.
Right off the bat, I want to tell you that A) this would not have happened to us because we’re not cheaters. And B) I’m spoiling everything, so if you don’t want to know, stop reading now.
The first story is about a teacher who doesn’t even like kids who ends up getting bitten to death by children or things that look like children. The end is a bit of an acid trip, not sure why. We’re also not sure of the of the rules or the motive.
The second story is about a photographer who kills women on tape and is then executed. That’s it. No other story. No real point. Like, WTF!
The third story is about two detectives, one English and one American. And the English detective wants the American one dead so that he’ll be the best dectective in the whole world. It’s so weird. We don’t get it.
The fourth story is about a man trapped in a building and tortured. But once again we’re not sure why, the acting was bad and there’s not much of a story to it.
Altogether it was a dumb movie with an awful soundtrack.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I love comic books. I'm particularly into anything X-Men related and everything Harley Quinn.
2. My celebrity crush is Chris Evans (AKA Captain America). He's even more political than I am and he's not afraid to show it, plus he's really, really hot.
3. I love baseball and more importantly the Boston Red Sox, even though I've never even been to Boston. LOL
4. If I won the lottery tomorrow, after paying off my debts, I'd buy a smallish house somewhere in Southern California. I have got to get out of Texas.
5. My cartoon hero is Tina Belcher. Her and I share a soul.
6. I've been rescuing dogs since I was a teenager and firmly believe that fur babies belong inside and on the furniture.
7. I'm very much addicted to Hallmark Channel. I love their sappy movies, especially the Christmas ones.
8. I have 2 tattoos. An "E" on my ankle for my first lost fur baby. And a ladybug on my wrist named George after George Romero told me he liked it. May he RIP.
9. I'm a bit of a night owl. Not that I go out a lot, it's just that I prefer to be up at night and asleep during the day. I'm a vampire like that.
10. I have an unhealthy relationship with potato chips. My favorite are Herr's Sour Cream & Onion.
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