Directed by Mike Zetell. Written by James Cotten and Matt Yeager. Starring Adam Huss, Kathryn Michelle, Dayton Knoll, Cassie Self and Matt Yeager.
Plot: a guy looking for some fun takes his wife, his preggo sister and her loser boyfriend on a camping trip in the backwoods.
I am so tired of these backwood hick movies. It’s the same damn thing every time.
All the hicks are related somehow, so some of them – at least – have deformities.
People get beat and stabbed and shot and keep on moving because apparently in the backwoods people don’t die like they do in the “real world”.
There’s at least someone – and by someone I mean a helpless woman, of course – gets raped by an inbred hick.
What’s different about this one is that it tried to shock us and failed. There weren’t even any boobs. In this one also, God has something to do with why the hicks are the way they are. So, they give them a motive, but not one we can stomach. The bad outweighs the good heavily and we just wanted it to end.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I love comic books. I'm particularly into anything X-Men related and everything Harley Quinn.
2. My celebrity crush is Chris Evans (AKA Captain America). He's even more political than I am and he's not afraid to show it, plus he's really, really hot.
3. I love baseball and more importantly the Boston Red Sox, even though I've never even been to Boston. LOL
4. If I won the lottery tomorrow, after paying off my debts, I'd buy a smallish house somewhere in Southern California. I have got to get out of Texas.
5. My cartoon hero is Tina Belcher. Her and I share a soul.
6. I've been rescuing dogs since I was a teenager and firmly believe that fur babies belong inside and on the furniture.
7. I'm very much addicted to Hallmark Channel. I love their sappy movies, especially the Christmas ones.
8. I have 2 tattoos. An "E" on my ankle for my first lost fur baby. And a ladybug on my wrist named George after George Romero told me he liked it. May he RIP.
9. I'm a bit of a night owl. Not that I go out a lot, it's just that I prefer to be up at night and asleep during the day. I'm a vampire like that.
10. I have an unhealthy relationship with potato chips. My favorite are Herr's Sour Cream & Onion.
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