Directed by Mike Zetell. Written by James Cotten and Matt Yeager. Starring Adam Huss, Kathryn Michelle, Dayton Knoll, Cassie Self and Matt Yeager.
Plot: a guy looking for some fun takes his wife, his preggo sister and her loser boyfriend on a camping trip in the backwoods.
I am so tired of these backwood hick movies. It’s the same damn thing every time.
All the hicks are related somehow, so some of them – at least – have deformities.
People get beat and stabbed and shot and keep on moving because apparently in the backwoods people don’t die like they do in the “real world”.
There’s at least someone – and by someone I mean a helpless woman, of course – gets raped by an inbred hick.
What’s different about this one is that it tried to shock us and failed. There weren’t even any boobs. In this one also, God has something to do with why the hicks are the way they are. So, they give them a motive, but not one we can stomach. The bad outweighs the good heavily and we just wanted it to end.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. My favorite place in the world is Atlantic City. The food, the smells, the beach - I love it all.
2. I am particularly good at crafting. Especially scrapbooking and cross-stitch.
3. I am mixed. My dad is black and my mom is white. I'm very proud of both sides of myself.
4. My favorite food is either the cheesesteak or the hoagie. Not the sub, not the grinder, the hoagie. Totally different experience.
5. I have a number of pen pals I write snail mail to. We exchange stickers and little gifts sometimes, too. I have an extensive sticker collection.
6. I just reconnected with my father after 15+ years. It's going great so far. I've missed him.
7. My brother is my best friend, hence the reason we do this together.
8. I don't have a favorite book. I like too many to have a favorite. But Paul Zindel is my favorite author. Stephen King and Jane Austen are close seconds. I know, eclectic.
9. I'm not very religious at all. I consider myself agnostic.
10. I would say that my most prized possessions are my dogs, but I don't consider them possessions. I consider them people. They are my people.
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