Piranha 3DD (2012)

Directed by John Gulager. Written by Patrick Melton, Marcus Dunstan and Joel Soisson. Starring Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Chris Zylka, David Koechner, Katrina Bowden, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames, Paul Scheer and David Hasselhoff.

Plot: the prehistoric piranhas make their way into a newly opened water park.

There’s not too much story involved with this sequel. The basis is that Maddy (Panabaker) comes back into town to find that her creepy step-father, Chet (Koechner) has turned her deceased mother’s water park into an orgy. There is so much nudity in this movie, it’s crazy. I’m pretty sure you even see a penis. It’s not in the best shape, but you see it.

Anyway, two guys are vying for Maddy’s attention. One is a crooked cop, Kyle (Zylka) and the other is, of course, the dorky friend, Barry (Bush), who works at the water park just because Maddy does. He doesn’t even know how to swim.

Later, Maddy and her friend, Shelby (Bowden) are attacked by the piranha, so they go to see Goodman (Lloyd) who tells them that the piranha are headed to the water park. But getting Chet to close the park is going to take a lot more evidence than they have. And that’s when the bodies start piling up.

This movie, just like it’s predecessor, is fun and funny. When the line “Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina!” is uttered, you know it’s going to be good. Although, it’s almost too gross for it’s own good. But the Hoff is epic!! As per usual. It’s a great watch. I actually liked it slightly more than the previous one.

Our score: 77.

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