Directed by Anthony DiBlasi. Written by Laura Brennan. Starring Heather Morris, Perez Hilton, Ryan Doom, Chad Addison, Tess Chistiansen, Marci Miller, Tatum Miranda, Johnny Ramey, Skylar Vallo and Jake Busey.
Plot: a group of former classmates gather for a party the night before their 10-year reunion and start getting picked off in a manner befitting their yearbook superlatives.
Very first thing that happens in this movie is that someone shows up and gets killed. Then, the rest of the group show up and wonder where she went to. But they get comfy anyway and start talking about old times. Turns out that they teased this kid, John, pretty mercilessly back in the day. Well, you and I know that’s ALWAYS a recipe for disaster, but they all pretend it isn’t. Until they find the first body.
Everyone is so stupid though. They, of course, split up. It’s kind of realistic though. I mean, they start fighting amongst themselves and accusing each other of murder and other things. It’s also hysterical in a way. And I don’t even love him IRL, but Perez Hilton made the movie. Fucking funny, let me tell you.
Parts work and other parts don’t. Like, where were the boobs? Too many chances for them to have had none in the movie. However, it was a decent enough flick. At least for me. DJ doesn’t really recommend it, but I say “give it a go!”
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I love comic books. I'm particularly into anything X-Men related and everything Harley Quinn.
2. My celebrity crush is Chris Evans (AKA Captain America). He's even more political than I am and he's not afraid to show it, plus he's really, really hot.
3. I love baseball and more importantly the Boston Red Sox, even though I've never even been to Boston. LOL
4. If I won the lottery tomorrow, after paying off my debts, I'd buy a smallish house somewhere in Southern California. I have got to get out of Texas.
5. My cartoon hero is Tina Belcher. Her and I share a soul.
6. I've been rescuing dogs since I was a teenager and firmly believe that fur babies belong inside and on the furniture.
7. I'm very much addicted to Hallmark Channel. I love their sappy movies, especially the Christmas ones.
8. I have 2 tattoos. An "E" on my ankle for my first lost fur baby. And a ladybug on my wrist named George after George Romero told me he liked it. May he RIP.
9. I'm a bit of a night owl. Not that I go out a lot, it's just that I prefer to be up at night and asleep during the day. I'm a vampire like that.
10. I have an unhealthy relationship with potato chips. My favorite are Herr's Sour Cream & Onion.
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