Sorority Row (2009)

Directed by Stewart Hendler. Written by Josh Stolberg and Pete Goldfinger. Starring Briana Evigan, Rumer Willis, Jamie Chung, Leah Pipes, Audrina Patridge, Margo Harshman, Julian Morris, Matt Lanter and Carrie Fisher.

Plot: eight months after a prank goes horribly wrong the sorority sisters involved begin to die.

So, Megan (Patridge) gets her sorority friends to help her with a cruel prank against her boyfriend, Garrett, which only ends with Megan’s actual death. They’re all so stupid, too. And their stupidity does not stop once they kill her. It continues through the whole damned movie. But at least we believe them for the most part. I mean, people are that stupid, scared and cruel.

But people go off on their own saying their fine even after the eight months pass and there seems to be a killer on the loose. No one was likable because people who kill their friends and hide the body are not likable. It was just a bad story with plot holes in abundance. Like, why does Ellie (Willis) even tell Cassidy’s boyfriend anyway? Makes no sense. And the ending, NO!! Just no!!

The only reason it got any points was because the innovation was cool and there were boob shots and DJ especially enjoyed the cast of hot girls running around.

My score: 22. DJ’s score: 31.

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