Directed by Christopher Ray. Written by Edward DeRuiter and H. Perry Horton. Starring Charlie O’Connell, Carmen Electra and Brooke Hogan.
Plot: a 2-headed shark attacks a group of people on a boat.
Let me just dumb this down even further. There’s some people (O’Connell, Electra, Hogan, etc.) on a boat and it is attacked by a 2-headed shark. They begin to take on water because of the tear in the hull, but they find an island to rescue them. Only it’s not really an island. Shit you say? It’s an atoll and it’s sinking. But it’s not really an atoll either because if you look up the meaning of an atoll, it doesn’t make sense.
People are eaten and the effects are horrible. The CGI sharks are shameful and sometimes they don’t even have 2 heads at all. The acting was horrendous. Like, were they trying to act that badly? Ridiculous. And why does the shark even have 2 heads? I don’t even remember them saying so. Shameful. Shameful. Shameful.
My score: 22. DJ’s score: 27.
“I think it’s safe. Oh, no, wait, it was safe.”