Nocturne (2016)

Directed by Stephen Shimek. Written by Stephen and Kristi Shimek and Katy Baldwin. Starring Clare Niederpruem, Haily Nebeker, Melanie Stone, Colten Tran and Darien Willardson.

Plot: friends perform an impromptu seance at a party, inviting evil into their midst.

First of all, let’s just say it. Worst. Party. Ever. After they do the seance, they find out a bunch of secrets about one another and then they break the circle without saying goodbye. And everyone’s secret past comes to kill them it seems. The main girl is anything, but likable. She’s a pot smoking prude. How? She’ll blaze up, but she doesn’t want to get down with the game of strip blackjack. Apparently this is because of bruises she’s hiding though. Problem solved right? Wrong! Cause it never really explains anything.

Never explains why the cat had to die. Doesn’t explain how you can possible cut yourself with a Bic razor. Cause it’s pretty damn impossible. It’s all so stupid and it’s all been done before. Oh, and if we see one more god damned movie end where it started, I’m gonna cut a bitch.

There were boob shoots though and some nice innovation, if it ever actually happened.

Our score: 20.

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