Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)

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Written by Adam Marcus, Debra Sullivan and Kirsten Elms

Directed by John Luessenhop

Starring Alexandra Daddario, Trey Songz, Tania Raymonde, Shaun Sipos, Keram Malicki-Sanchez, Thom Barry, Paul Rae, Scott Eastwood, Bill Moseley, Marilyn Burns, Gunman Hansen and Dan Yeager as Leather face

Plot: a woman inherits a house in Texas from family she never knew

This one ignores all previous Texas Chainsaw movies except the first, though the time line doesn’t make sense. Luckily that fact isn’t harmful to the movie overall. This one sets up a pretty clear good guys vs bad guys motif, for me it was easy to root for certain characters and hate others.

Like previous chainsaw movies the group of friends aren’t massively likeable but I love Alexandra so who cares about the rest. Another character runs out to be ‘surprisingly’ likeable. The good ole boys are not to be trusted but no shock there.

I really dug the motive in this one. It’s realistic to an unfortunate degree. The direction is terrific. Good story that followed rules and was well acted by a great cast. Made Tara jump in a couple parts. Zero boobs despite sex scenes and ripping of clothing but altogether a fun movie with a satisfying ending ( loot for an awesome post credits scene) That is highly rewatchable.

This is actually each of our favorites of the Texas Chainsaw series, Tara gave it a 70 and I scored it an 84!

Published by DJVoorhees13

10 Things That Make Me DJVoorhees. 1. My favorite food is pepperoni pizza. From the East Coast of course. 2. My most prized possession is a replica of the Hellraiser puzzle box. My sister haggled the price for me, but she still doesn't like touching the thing. 3. My dream job would be to nurse and rehabilitate wild animals. 4. My favorite comic books of all time follow the X-Men. I can never pick just one title. 5. My dream house would be all one story, have a huge back yard for my dogs, 2 coy ponds, a panic system, a solar array, a game room, a movie theatre, 3 different kitchens, an indoor swimming pool and a giant wall surrounding the whole damn thing. 6. If I could have magical powers I'd want something involving matter manipulation. I could do something small like remove a freckle or do something huge like throwing a massive planet at someone. 7. "Pale Blue Eyes" by The Velvet Underground is currently my favorite song. 8. If I won the lottery tomorrow, I'd start building that big old dream house I was talking about. 9. Creepy, sickly, old women scare me. Think "Zelda" from Pet Sematary, "Mrs. Kersh" from IT, and "The Countess" from Black Sabbath. 10. My first pet ever was a bunny named Buffy. Yes, after the vampire slayer. The movie, not the show.

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