Plot: A journalist goes to Romania to investigate a cult.
The movie could be called 7 minutes of Pinhead. Let me say that we both hate Kari Wuhrer, she ruins or at least makes worse everything she is in. Especially when she plays some “bad ass, tough as nails” reporter. She is not a good actress. I don’t believe she is street smart or fearless.
This movie has a completely nonsensical plot. An entirely bullshit story line. It did have one exceptionally creepy part. A basically random guy in this has unexplained power. They don’t bother giving reasons for a lot of the things in this movie. Plenty of boobs and gratuitous lesbian shots, even a penis lol. Hate-able protagonist, no rules, bad ending, movie is Swiss cheese. Tara hated it with a score of 20/100 and I wasn’t much better with a low 28/100, we recommend you watch the gag reel instead of the movie.
10 Things That Make Me DJVoorhees.
1. My favorite food is pepperoni pizza. From the East Coast of course.
2. My most prized possession is a replica of the Hellraiser puzzle box. My sister haggled the price for me, but she still doesn't like touching the thing.
3. My dream job would be to nurse and rehabilitate wild animals.
4. My favorite comic books of all time follow the X-Men. I can never pick just one title.
5. My dream house would be all one story, have a huge back yard for my dogs, 2 coy ponds, a panic system, a solar array, a game room, a movie theatre, 3 different kitchens, an indoor swimming pool and a giant wall surrounding the whole damn thing.
6. If I could have magical powers I'd want something involving matter manipulation. I could do something small like remove a freckle or do something huge like throwing a massive planet at someone.
7. "Pale Blue Eyes" by The Velvet Underground is currently my favorite song.
8. If I won the lottery tomorrow, I'd start building that big old dream house I was talking about.
9. Creepy, sickly, old women scare me. Think "Zelda" from Pet Sematary, "Mrs. Kersh" from IT, and "The Countess" from Black Sabbath.
10. My first pet ever was a bunny named Buffy. Yes, after the vampire slayer. The movie, not the show.
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