Directed by Mario Bava. Written by Bava, Alberto Bevilacqua and Marcello Fondato. Starring Lidia Alfonsi, Susy Andersen, Mark Damon, Rika Dialina, Harriet Medin, Michele Mercier, Milly Monti, Glauco Onorato, Jacqueline Pierreux, Milo Quesada and Boris Karloff. Plot: your basic trilogy of terror where horror icon, Boris Karloff, introduces each one. DJ and I watched the … Continue reading Black Sabbath (1963)
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The Incredible Melting Man (1977)
Written and directed by William Sachs. Starring Alex Rebar, Burr DeBenning, Myron Healing, Michael Alldredge, Ann Sweeny, Jonathan Demme, Janus Blythe and Cheryl Smith. Plot: an astronaut is transformed into a murderous melting man after being exposed to radiation during a trip to Saturn. This movie is hysterical. Let's start with that. It is one … Continue reading The Incredible Melting Man (1977)
Hold Your Breath (2012)
Directed by Jared Cohn. Written by Geoff Meed and Kenny Zinn. Starring Katrina Bowden, Randy Wayne, Keith Allan, Erin Marie Hogan, Steve Hanks, Seth Cassell and Darin Cooper. Plot: a group of friends start getting picked off after one of them refuses to hold their breath while driving past a graveyard. We were excited to … Continue reading Hold Your Breath (2012)
Enter Nowhere (2011)
Directed by Jack Heller. Written by Shawn Christensen and Jason Dolan. Starring Sara Paxton, Scott Eastwood, Katherine Waterston and Shaun Sipos. Plot: three strangers arrive at a remote cabin one by one and must figure out why they're there and why they're unable to leave. Although this was listed on Netflix as horror, it is … Continue reading Enter Nowhere (2011)
Reader Beware, you’re in for a … Disappointment??
The following list is comprised of 10 movies that DJ and I couldn't get through for one reason or another. I promise you that we rarely turn off movies, so this is bad. I'll try to explain why they were turned off the best way that I can. Extinction: The G.M.O. Chronicles (2011) This German-made, … Continue reading Reader Beware, you’re in for a … Disappointment??
Dead Silence (2007)
Directed by James Wan. Written by Leigh Whannell. Starring Ryan Kwanten, Donnie Wahlberg, Amber Valletta, Bob Gunton, Michael Fairman, Joan Heney, Laura Regan and Judith Roberts. Plot: a man goes to his hometown in search of answers after his wife is brutally murdered. Let's begin by saying that I don't agree with the majority of … Continue reading Dead Silence (2007)
The Abandoned (2006)
Directed by Nacho Cerda. Written by Cerda, Karim Hussain and Richard Stanley. Starring Anastasia Hille, Karel Roden and Valentin Ganev. Plot: a woman goes to Russia to learn the truth about her past and her sordid family history. DJ didn't score this one. Why? Because we watched it once before we started this scoring system … Continue reading The Abandoned (2006)
The Maze (2010)
Directed by Stephen Shimek. Written by Katy Baldwin and Timothy Gutierrez. Starring Shalaina Castle, Brandon Sean Pearson, Kyle Paul, Tye Nelson and Clare Niederpruem. Plot: a group of "teenagers" go to a corn maze after hours for a game of tag with deadly results. First off, teenagers is in quotation marks because they are all … Continue reading The Maze (2010)
Black Friday (2021)
Directed by Casey Tebo. Written by Andy Greskoviak. Starring Devon Sawa, Ivana Baquero, Ryan Lee, Stephen Peck, Louie Kurtzman, Celeste Oliva, Michael Jai White and Bruce Campbell. Plot: a group of toy store employees fight infected shoppers after something parasitic crash lands on Earth. The We Love Toys store is opening for Black Friday and … Continue reading Black Friday (2021)
247 Degrees Fahrenheit (2011)
Directed by Levan Bakhia and Beqa Jguburia. Written by Bakhia and Lloyd S. Wagner. Starring Scout Taylor-Compton, Travis Van Winkle, Christina Ulloa, Michael Copon and Tyler Mane. Plot: four friends travel to a remote lakeside cabin with a really strange outdoor sauna room that three of them become trapped in. "Based on True Events" always … Continue reading 247 Degrees Fahrenheit (2011)