Raging Sharks (2005)

Directed by Danny Lerner.  Written by Les Weldon.  Starring Corin Nemec, Vanessa Angel, Corbin Bernsen, Todd Jensen, Elise Muller and Les Weldon (of course). Plot: sharks terrorize a group of underwater researchers. Corin Nemec plays Dr. Mike Olsen, an underwater researcher that leads a team with his wife, Linda (Angel).  On the Oshana, they discover … Continue reading Raging Sharks (2005)

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Stake Land (2010)

Directed by Jim Mickle.  Written by Mickle and Nick Damici.  Starring Damici, Connor Paolo, Kelly McGillis, Danielle Harris and Sean Nelson. Plot: a vampire hunter and his protege travel toward a hopeful sanctuary. When Martin's (Paolo) family is killed by a vampire, Mister (Damici) saves his life.  Then, they go on the road together as … Continue reading Stake Land (2010)

Botched (2007)

Directed by Kit Ryan.  Written by Derek Boyle and Raymond and Eamon Friel.  Starring Stephen Dorff, Jaime Murray, Alan Smyth, Jamie Forman, Bronagh Gallagher, Hugh O'Connor and Sean Pertwee. Plot: a thief is having a really bad day dealing with a crazed serial killers and even crazier hostages. In Russia, a thief, Richie (Dorff) that … Continue reading Botched (2007)

6 Ridiculous Horror Movies No One Should Watch

WOLFCOP (2014) Poor Jonathan Cherry gets caught up in a story about an alcoholic cop who gets turned into a werewolf.  He maintains his "humanity" even when a wolf though, so he goes around being a wolfcop.  Hence the title.  It's kind of like a Grindhouse movie, but the acting isn't as good.  It's kind … Continue reading 6 Ridiculous Horror Movies No One Should Watch

Road Kill (2010)

Directed by Dean Francis.  Written by Clive Hopkins.  Starring Xavier Samuel, Bob Morley, Georgina Haig and Sophie Lowe. Plot: a group of teens are menaced by an Australian "road train", which in America is just an 18-wheeler. Four best friends are traveling through Australia when an 18-wheeler comes up behind them and pushes them off … Continue reading Road Kill (2010)

Crocodile (2000)

Directed by Tobe Hooper.  Written by Jace Anderson, Boaz Davidson, Michael D. Weiss and Adam Gieresch.  Starring Caitlin Martin, Mark McLachlan, Chris Solari, Julie Mintz, D. W. Reiser and Greg Wayne. Plot: a giant crocodile ruins the fun weekend of a group of friends partying on a boat. Two hicks are playing around with some … Continue reading Crocodile (2000)

Aliens (1986)

Directed by James Cameron.  Written by Cameron, Walter Hill and David Giler.  Starring Sigourney Weaver, Michael Biehn, Lance Henriksen, Paul Reiser, Bill Paxton, William Hope, Jenette Goldstein, Carrie Henn and Al Matthews. Plot: after floating in space for 57 years, Ripley is found alive - at first they don't believe her story, but when aliens … Continue reading Aliens (1986)

Alien (1979)

Directed by Ridley Scott.  Written by Dan O'Bannon and Ronald Shusett.  Starring Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, Harry Dean Stanton, John Hurt, Ian Holm, Yaphet Kotto and Veronica Cartwright. Plot: a commercial spaceship picks up an S.O.S. from an unknown planet and what they find when they get there is a dangerous alien. The Nostromo spaceship … Continue reading Alien (1979)

Evilution (2008)

Directed by Chris Conlee.  Written by Brian Patrick O'Toole.  Starring Noel Gugliemi,  James Duval, Eric Peter-Kaiser, Sandra Eloani and Tim Colceri. Plot: alien bacteria resurrects the dead. So, there's a virus that turns people into zombies.  But it being of alien origin almost seems like an after thought.  You totally forget this fact as the … Continue reading Evilution (2008)

The Relic (1997)

Directed by Peter Hyams.  Written by Amy Holden Jones, John Raffo, Amanda Silver, and Rick Jaffa.  Based on the novel by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child.  Starring Penelope Ann Miller, Tom Sizemore, Linda Hunt and James Whitmore. Plot: a lizard-like creature starts eating people in a Chicago museum. Dr. Green (Miller) works as an evolutionary … Continue reading The Relic (1997)