Raging Sharks (2005)

Directed by Danny Lerner.  Written by Les Weldon.  Starring Corin Nemec, Vanessa Angel, Corbin Bernsen, Todd Jensen, Elise Muller and Les Weldon (of course). Plot: sharks terrorize a group of underwater researchers. Corin Nemec plays Dr. Mike Olsen, an underwater researcher that leads a team with his wife, Linda (Angel).  On the Oshana, they discover … Continue reading Raging Sharks (2005)

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6 Ridiculous Horror Movies No One Should Watch

WOLFCOP (2014) Poor Jonathan Cherry gets caught up in a story about an alcoholic cop who gets turned into a werewolf.  He maintains his "humanity" even when a wolf though, so he goes around being a wolfcop.  Hence the title.  It's kind of like a Grindhouse movie, but the acting isn't as good.  It's kind … Continue reading 6 Ridiculous Horror Movies No One Should Watch

Aliens (1986)

Directed by James Cameron.  Written by Cameron, Walter Hill and David Giler.  Starring Sigourney Weaver, Michael Biehn, Lance Henriksen, Paul Reiser, Bill Paxton, William Hope, Jenette Goldstein, Carrie Henn and Al Matthews. Plot: after floating in space for 57 years, Ripley is found alive - at first they don't believe her story, but when aliens … Continue reading Aliens (1986)

Alien (1979)

Directed by Ridley Scott.  Written by Dan O'Bannon and Ronald Shusett.  Starring Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, Harry Dean Stanton, John Hurt, Ian Holm, Yaphet Kotto and Veronica Cartwright. Plot: a commercial spaceship picks up an S.O.S. from an unknown planet and what they find when they get there is a dangerous alien. The Nostromo spaceship … Continue reading Alien (1979)

Evilution (2008)

Directed by Chris Conlee.  Written by Brian Patrick O'Toole.  Starring Noel Gugliemi,  James Duval, Eric Peter-Kaiser, Sandra Eloani and Tim Colceri. Plot: alien bacteria resurrects the dead. So, there's a virus that turns people into zombies.  But it being of alien origin almost seems like an after thought.  You totally forget this fact as the … Continue reading Evilution (2008)

Apollo 18 (2011)

Directed by Gonzalo Lopez-Gallego.  Written by Brian Miller.  Starring Warren Christie, Lloyd Owen and Ryan Robbins. Plot: three astronauts go to the moon and encounter monsters. According to the government that sends them all to the moon, they are going on a classified mission to see if the Russian's are spying on us.  The movie … Continue reading Apollo 18 (2011)

Critters 4 (1992)

Directed by Rupert Harvey.  Written by Harvey, Barry Oper, Joseph Lyle and David J. Schow.  Starring Don Keith Opper, Terrence Mann, Paul Whitthorne, Anders Hove, Eric Da Re, Brad Dourif and Angela Bassett. Plot: after being cryogenically frozen and waking up on a space station, the Critters want the crew for lunch. In 1992, Charlie … Continue reading Critters 4 (1992)

The Violent Kind (2010)

Directed by The Butcher Brothers.  Written by The Butcher Brothers and Adam Weiss.  Starring Taylor Cole, Tiffany Shepis, Cory Knauf, Bret Roberts and Joe Egender. Plot: a group of bikers and their girlfriends go to a secluded farmhouse where one of them gets possessed. God this movie sucked.  There was too much bullshit and not … Continue reading The Violent Kind (2010)

Pitch Black (2000)

Directed by David Twohy.  Written by Twohy, Ken Wheat and Jim Wheat.  Starring Vin Diesel, Radha Mitchell, Cole Hauser, Keith David and Claudia Black. Plot: a ship crashes on a planet inhabited by bloodthirsty creatures that only come out at night. This movie is about the future.  This movie is about vampire type creatures.  This … Continue reading Pitch Black (2000)

Dark Skies (2013)

Written and directed by Scott Stewart.  Starring Keri Russell, Josh Hamilton, Dakota Goyo, Kadan Rockett and J. K. Simmons. Plot: the Barrett family experiences an escalating series of horrific events until they finally decide that aliens are really after them Daniel Barrett (Hamilton), his wife Lucy (Russell), and their two sons, Jesse (Goyo) and Sammy … Continue reading Dark Skies (2013)