The Violent Kind (2010)

Directed by The Butcher Brothers.  Written by The Butcher Brothers and Adam Weiss.  Starring Taylor Cole, Tiffany Shepis, Cory Knauf, Bret Roberts and Joe Egender. Plot: a group of bikers and their girlfriends go to a secluded farmhouse where one of them gets possessed. God this movie sucked.  There was too much bullshit and not … Continue reading The Violent Kind (2010)

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He Never Died (2015)

Written and directed by Jason Krawczyk.  Starring Henry Rollins, Booboo Stewart, Don Francks, Jordan Todosey, Kate Greenhouse, James Cade and Steven Ogg. Plot: you're not-so-typical antihero tries hard to only eat bad people after his anti-social world is interrupted. First of all, we gotta say, well done Jason Krawczyk!  Second of all, I've decided not … Continue reading He Never Died (2015)

Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986)

Directed by Brian Gibson. Written by Michael Grais and Mark Victor.  Starring JoBeth Williams, Craig T. Nelson, Zelda Rubenstein, Heather O'Rourke, Julian Beck, Will Sampson, Oliver Robins, Geraldine Fitzgerald and John P. Whitecloud. Plot: the Freeling family has a new house, but a very old problem. The Freeling family moves in an effort to forget … Continue reading Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986)

Mara (2018)

Directed by Clive Tonge.  Written by Tonge and Jonathan Frank.  Starring Olga Kurylenko, Craig Conway, Javier Botet, Rosie Fellner, Lance E. Nichols and Ted Johnson. Plot: a criminal psychologist investigates the mysterious strangling death of a man in bed. Mara opens with a man dying in his sleep at the hands of a sleep demon … Continue reading Mara (2018)

Veronica (2017)

Directed by Paco Plaza.  Written by Plaza and Fernando Navarro.  Starring Sandra Escacena, Bruna Gonzalez, Claudia Placer, Ivan Chavero, Ana Torrent, Consuelo Trujillo, Angela Fabian, Carla Campra and Chema Adeva. Plot: in 1991, a teenage girl plays with a Ouija board and soon after, evil arrives. Hailed as one of the scariest movies ever made, … Continue reading Veronica (2017)

Waxwork (1988)

Written and directed by Anthony Hickox.  Starring Zach Galligan, Deborah Foreman, David Warner, Dana Ashbrook, John Rhys-Davies, Michelle Johnson and Miles O'Keeffe. Plot: the owner of a wax museum uses his exhibits to unleash evil into the world. I remember loving this movie when I was a kid.  Sadly, it doesn't completely hold up as … Continue reading Waxwork (1988)

IT: Chapter One (2017)

Directed by Andy Muschietti.  Written by Chase Palmer, Gary Dauberman, Cary Fukunaga (based on the novel by Stephen King).  Starring Jaeden Lieberher, Finn Wolfhard, Jeremy Ray Taylor, Sophia Lillis, Chosen Jacobs, Jack Dylan Grazer, Wyatt Oleff, Jackson Robert Scott, Nicholas Hamilton, Steven Williams and Bill Skarsgard. Plot: a group of bullied kids band together to … Continue reading IT: Chapter One (2017)

6 Movies Too Stupid to Live

Below is a list of bad movies.  They weren't good in any way, shape or form and we sincerely hope you never watch them. CIRCUS KANE (2017) From the man who brought us 2-Headed Shark Attack, 3-Headed Shark Attack, Shark Week and Megaconda comes this unfunny tale starring a one, Jonathan Lipnicki.  And yes, they … Continue reading 6 Movies Too Stupid to Live

End of Days (1999)

Directed by Peter Hyams.  Written by Andrew W. Marlowe.  Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Robin Tunney, Gabriel Byrne, Kevin Pollack, Udo Keir and C.C.H. Pounder. Plot: Satan has returned to earth in the body of Gabriel Byrne and he's looking for Robin Tunney to bear his child, the anti-christ In 1979 a baby is born that is … Continue reading End of Days (1999)

Knucklebones (2016)

Written and directed by Mitch Wilson.  Starring Julin Jean, Tom Zembrod, Taylor Tippins, Katie Bosacki and Justin Arnold. Plot: a group of college students unleash a demon while playing a game made from human knuckle bones (eww) A group of friends discover this ancient dice game behind the wall of an old building and decide … Continue reading Knucklebones (2016)