Anaconda (1997)

Written by Hans Bauer, Jim Cash and Jack Epps Jr. Directed by Luis Llosa Starring Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, Jon Voight, Eric Stoltz, Owen Wilson, Kari Wuhrer and Jonathan Hyde Plot: a film crew is taken hostage by an insane hunter who takes them to capture a giant anaconda. Danny Trejo is also in this … Continue reading Anaconda (1997)

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The Last Slumber Party (1988)

Written and directed by Stephen Tyler.  Starring Jan Jensen, Nancy Meyer, Joann Whitley, Danny David, Lance Descourez, Paul Amend and Stephen Tyler. Plot: a group of students have an end-of-the-year slumber party interrupted by a maniac. This is one of the worst movies we've ever seen, but it is hilarious.  See, there's this doctor who's … Continue reading The Last Slumber Party (1988)

Hell Night (1981)

Written by Randy Feldman Directed by Tom DeSimone Starring Linda Blair, Vincent Van Patten, Peter Borton, Suki Goodwin, Jimmy Sturtevant, Kevin Brophy and Jenny Neumann Plot: Fraternity and Sorority pledges spend the night in a haunted mansion I think Linda Blair looks great throughout this movie, some serious eye candy. There is a tragedy at … Continue reading Hell Night (1981)

Halloween (1978)

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Directed by John Carpenter.  Written by Carpenter and Debra Hill.  Starring Jaime Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasence, PJ Soles, Tony Moran (“the face”) and Nick Castle (“the shape”).

Plot: the sociopathic Michael Myers comes after Laurie Strode and her friends on Halloween

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Classic.  Creeptastic.  Original.  Innovative.  Remarkable.  Exceptional.  Amazing.

There’s only positive words to describe this movie.  It’s a near-perfect film.  It’s rather a shame that Michael doesn’t mind killing dogs.  Poor, poor German Shepherd.  Wrong place, wrong time, and with an ignorant babysitter that’s supposed to be on the look out.

There’s no slasher quite like Halloween.  It’s so simple and yet, the simplicity is what makes it so scary.  He has no real motive aside from him being completely insane.  The soundtrack and that particularly simple music that stays with you forever, is also frightening.  Although, my brother feels it was used way too much.  And there are a…

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Child’s Play (1988)

Directed by Tom Holland.  Written by Holland, Don Mancini and John Lafia.  Starring Catherine Hicks, Chris Sarandon, Alex Vincent and Brad Dourif. Plot: a single mother unwittingly give her son a doll with a serial killer's soul trapped inside. We have to go back to the classic Child's Play for Halloween.  It is essential and … Continue reading Child’s Play (1988)

The Dead (2010)

Written and directed by Jon and Howard J. Ford.  Starring Rob Freeman, Prince David Oseia, Gaal Hama and David Dontoh. Plot: the sole survivor of a plane crash has to cross Africa battling the undead. After the zombie apocalypse starts, a plane trying to evacuate Africa, goes down off the coast and there's only one … Continue reading The Dead (2010)

Insidious (2010)

Directed by James Wan.  Written by Leigh Whannell.  Starring Patrick Wilson, Rose Byrne, Ty Simpkins, Lin Shaye, Leigh Whannell, Angus Sampson, Barbara Hershey and J. LaRose. Plot:  parents Josh (Wilson) and Renai (Byrne), take drastic measures when it appears their comatose son is possessed. A young family moves into a new house we see a … Continue reading Insidious (2010)