The following movies all received zeros from us because they were so bad we were forced to turn them off before they were even over. We highly recommend that you just skip these films altogether. It's just not worth the grief. Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000) The first Jack Frost … Continue reading 10 Movies That Are So Bad….That They’re Just Bad
Written by Tim Day and Benjamin Carr. Directed by Rick Bota. Starring Doug Bradley and Kari Wuhrer. Plot: A journalist goes to Romania to investigate a cult. The movie could be called 7 minutes of Pinhead. Let me say that we both hate Kari Wuhrer, she ruins or at least makes worse everything she is … Continue reading Hellraiser 7: Deader (2005)
Written by Scott Derrickson and Paul Harris Boardman, Directed by Scott Derrickson. Starring Craig Sheffer, Doug Bradley, James Remar and Nicholas Turturro. Plot: A cheating, drug abusing cop becomes embroiled in a series of murders involving someone known as "The Engineer". "You hunt the Engineer and the Engineer hunts you". Pinhead is in like 5 … Continue reading Hellraiser 5: Inferno (2000)
Written by Peter Atkins, Directed by Kevin Yagher and Starring Doug Bradley, Adam Scott and Courtland Mead Plot: We learn the history of the box and then we have cenobites in space, which by the way would've made a killer title. What you think of as pain is a shadow. Pain has a face. Allow … Continue reading Hellraiser 4: Bloodline (1996)
Written by Peter Atkins , Directed by Anthony Hickox. Starring Doug Bradley and Terry Farrell Plot: A reporter gets mixed up in the affairs of a nightclub and the seedy owner's creepy new statue. Elliot Spencer and Pinhead were apparently separated in the last one and here we have Pinhead encased in a statue in … Continue reading Hellraiser III : Hell on Earth (1992)
Written by Peter Atkins and Directed by Tony Randel and Starring Ashley Laurence, Doug Bradley, and Clare Higgins Plot: Kirsty and new talkative friend Tiffany are trapped in an institution by uber-weird Dr Chanard who is obsessed with the box and resurrects Julia. Plenty of gore. There is a carnival scene where they could have … Continue reading Hellraiser II : Hellbound (1988)
Written and Directed by Clive Barker and Starring Ashley Laurence, Doug Bradley, Andrew Robinson and Clare Higgins Plot : Frank, a man of perverse appetites seeks out a box and gets it for a heavy price and is sent to hell but escapes, later needing to be restored with help from his brothers wife but … Continue reading Hellraiser (1987)
The following list is comprised of 10 movies that DJ and I couldn't get through for one reason or another. I promise you that we rarely turn off movies, so this is bad. I'll try to explain why they were turned off the best way that I can. Extinction: The G.M.O. Chronicles (2011) This German-made, … Continue reading Reader Beware, you’re in for a … Disappointment??
Directed by Renny Harlin. Written by Vikram Weet. Starring Holly Goss, Matt Stokoe, Luke Albright, Ryan Hawley and Gemma Atkinson. Plot: five obnoxiously curious college students retrace the steps of nine real-life hikers who died horribly in the Ural Mountains of Russia back in 1959. Let me begin by saying that the real story about … Continue reading Devil’s Pass (AKA The Dyatlov Pass Incident) (2013)
Directed by Michael Matthews. Written by Brian Duffield and Matthew Robinson. Starring Dylan O'Brien, Jessica Henwick, Michael Rooker, Ariana Greenblatt and Dan Ewing. Plot: seven years after the monster apocalypse forced humanity underground, Joel leaves his bunker to find his ex. The story begins with the end of the world. There was an asteroid headed … Continue reading Love and Monsters (2020)
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