Piranha (1995)

Directed Scott P. Levy. Written by Alex Simon, Richard Robinson and John Sayles. Starring William Katt, Alexandra Paul, Mila Kunis, Leland Orser, Soleil Moon Frye, Monte Markham and James Karen. Plot: a government tank housing genetically engineered piranhas is emptied into a river that flows right past a resort. This remake opens with a boob … Continue reading Piranha (1995)

Piranha II: The Spawning (1981)

Directed by James Cameron. Written by Charles H. Eglee. Starring Lance Henriksen, Tricia O'Neil, Steve Marachuk, Ted Richert, Leslie Graves and Ricky G. Paull. Plot: another experiment has mutated the piranhas and now they can fly. In his directorial debut, James Cameron does just so-so in a movie that can only be described as so-bad-it's-good. … Continue reading Piranha II: The Spawning (1981)

Piranha (1978)

Directed by Joe Dante. Written by Richard Robinson and John Sayles. Starring Bradford Dillman, Heather Menzies, Kevin McCarthy, Barbara Steele, Dick Miller, Keenan Wynn and Richard Deacon. Plot: a military experiment gone wrong releases deadly piranhas into a lake and people start getting eaten. Two teenagers go missing ater exploring an abandoned military post and … Continue reading Piranha (1978)

V/H/S 2 (2013)

Directed by Simon Barrett, Jason Eisener, Adam Wingard, Eduardo Sanchez, Gregg Hale, Timo Tjahjanto and Gareth Evans. Written by Barrett, Tjahjanto, Evans, Jamie Nash and John Davies. Starring Barrett, Wingard, Lawrence Michael Levine, Jay Saunders, Mindy Robinson and Fachri Albar. Plot: a college student's mother hires a P.I. (Levine) to track down her son - … Continue reading V/H/S 2 (2013)

The Hazing (AKA Dead Scared) (2004)

Written and directed by Rolfe Kanefsky. Starring Brad Dourif, Tiffany Shepis, Parry Shen, Nectar Rose, Jeremy Maxwell, David Tom and Brooke Burke. Plot: college students are terrorized by a madman in a haunted house. So, there's this evil book that causes people to do evil things. And Professor Kapps (Dourif) is killing people because of … Continue reading The Hazing (AKA Dead Scared) (2004)

Southbound (2015)

Plot: 5 interlocking tales of terror follow the fates of travelers on a desert highway. The first story, written by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and directed by Radio Silence, is about two guys who are chased by some sort of spirits. Well, the road starts to loop taking them back to the same place over and over … Continue reading Southbound (2015)

Leprechaun: Origins (2014)

Directed by Zach Lipovsky. Written by Harris Wilkinson. Starring Dylan "Hornswoggle" Postl, Stephanie Bennett, Brendon Fletcher, Teach Grant, Melissa Roxburgh, Andrew Dunbar and Garry Chalk. Plot: four friends visiting Ireland find out that leprechauns are real and that one of them is after them. Okay, let's drudge through another shit show. This "darker version" of … Continue reading Leprechaun: Origins (2014)

Leprechaun in the Hood (2000)

Directed by Rob Spera. Written by Spera, WIlliam Wells, Alan Reynolds, Doug Hall and Jon Huffman. Starring Ice-T, Warwick Davis, Anthony Montgomery, Rashaan Nall, Red Grant, Dan Martin, Bebe Drake, Lobo Sebastian and Coolio. Plot: the evil leprechaun searches for his magic flute that three hoodlums stole. Should this movie have happened? No. But since … Continue reading Leprechaun in the Hood (2000)

Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)

Written by Dennis Pratt Directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith Starring Warwick Davis, Miguel A. Nunez Jr., Jessica Collins, Rebecca Carlton and Debbe Dunning Plot: the leprechaun is in space to woo a beautiful alien princess who wants his gold. This movie is hot garbage. Yes I had to open with that, You know what they say, … Continue reading Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)