The Incredible Melting Man (1977)

Written and directed by William Sachs. Starring Alex Rebar, Burr DeBenning, Myron Healing, Michael Alldredge, Ann Sweeny, Jonathan Demme, Janus Blythe and Cheryl Smith. Plot: an astronaut is transformed into a murderous melting man after being exposed to radiation during a trip to Saturn. This movie is hysterical.  Let's start with that.  It is one … Continue reading The Incredible Melting Man (1977)

Hellraiser 4: Bloodline (1996)

Written by Peter Atkins, Directed by Kevin Yagher and Starring Doug Bradley, Adam Scott and Courtland Mead Plot: We learn the history of the box and then we have cenobites in space, which by the way would've made a killer title. What you think of as pain is a shadow. Pain has a face. Allow … Continue reading Hellraiser 4: Bloodline (1996)

Reader Beware, you’re in for a … Disappointment??

The following list is comprised of 10 movies that DJ and I couldn't get through for one reason or another.  I promise you that we rarely turn off movies, so this is bad.  I'll try to explain why they were turned off the best way that I can. Extinction: The G.M.O. Chronicles (2011) This German-made, … Continue reading Reader Beware, you’re in for a … Disappointment??

Black Friday (2021)

Directed by Casey Tebo. Written by Andy Greskoviak. Starring Devon Sawa, Ivana Baquero, Ryan Lee, Stephen Peck, Louie Kurtzman, Celeste Oliva, Michael Jai White and Bruce Campbell. Plot: a group of toy store employees fight infected shoppers after something parasitic crash lands on Earth. The We Love Toys store is opening for Black Friday and … Continue reading Black Friday (2021)

The Predator (2018)

Directed by Shane Black. Written by Black and Fred Dekker. Starring Boyd Holbrook, Jacob Tremblay, Olivia Munn, Trevante Rhodes, Keegan-Michael Key, Thomas Jane, Alfie Allen, Augusto Aguilera, Sterling K. Brown, Niall Matter and Jake Busey. Plot: the Predators track some of their own equipment to Earth and a team of troubled soldiers and a scientist … Continue reading The Predator (2018)

Predators (2010)

Directed by Nimrod Antal. Written by Alex Litvak and Michael Finch. Starring Adrien Brody, Topher Grace, Alice Braga, Walton Goggins, Oleg Taktarov, Maharshala Ali, Danny Trejo, Louis Ozawa Changchien and Laurence Fishburne. Plot: a group of interesting strangers appear in an unidentified jungle with several predators hunting them. This sequel starts with Royce (Brody), a … Continue reading Predators (2010)

Predator 2 (1990)

Written by brothers Jim and John Thomas Directed by Stephen Hopkins Starring Danny Glover, Gary Busey, Bill Paxton, Ruben Blades, Maria Conchita Alonso, Kevin Peter Hall, Robert Davi, Adam Baldwin, Jsu Garcia and Lilyan Chauvin Plot: the Predator comes to LA and a police officer tries to hunt him down during a crime wave This … Continue reading Predator 2 (1990)

V/H/S/94 (2021)

Segments written and directed by Simon Barrett, Chloe Okuno, Ryan Prows, Jennifer Reeder and Timo Tjahjanto. Starring Kimmy Choi, Anna Hopkins, Kyal Legend, Christian Lloyd, Brendan McMurthey-Howlett, Nicolette Pearse, Christian Potenza and Budi Ross. Plot: a SWAT team raids a warehouse and finds a bunch of dead bodies and a series of bizarre and disturbing … Continue reading V/H/S/94 (2021)

8 Scary Films That Just Aren’t That Scary

DEEP RED (1975) We'll start with an unpopular opinion - we can't stand this movie. It's about a psychic, who isn't really all that psychic, who sees a murderer in an audience full of people and calls him out. Smart! Especially since she doesn't know exactly who it is, she just felt something or whatever. … Continue reading 8 Scary Films That Just Aren’t That Scary