Night of the Comet (1984)

Written and directed by Thom Eberhardt. Starring Robert Beltran, Catherine Mary Stewart, Kelli Maroney, Mary Woronov and Geoffrey Lewis. Plot: a comet wipes out most of Earth leaving two sisters to defend themselves against zombies and crazed people. The Earth is passing through the tail of a comet, which in this movie was a big … Continue reading Night of the Comet (1984)

Doom (2005)

Directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak. Written by David Callaham and Wesley Strick. Starring Dwayne Johnson, Karl Urban, Rosamund Pike, Ben Daniels, Raz Adoti, Dexter Fletcher, Deobia Oparei and Doug Jones. Plot: space marines sent to a research facility on Mars find themselves hunted by monsters. In this movie, loosely based on the first-person shooter game of … Continue reading Doom (2005)

Contamination (1980)

Written and directed by Luigi Cozzi. Starring Ian McCulloch, Louise Marleau and Marino Mase. Plot: an astronaut, a colonel and a detective track acid filled eggs to their alien source. I am going to tell you all about this movie so that you know exactly why me and DJ hated it. Let's begin. ******SPOILER ALERT****** … Continue reading Contamination (1980)

Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)

Written by Dennis Pratt Directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith Starring Warwick Davis, Miguel A. Nunez Jr., Jessica Collins, Rebecca Carlton and Debbe Dunning Plot: the leprechaun is in space to woo a beautiful alien princess who wants his gold. This movie is hot garbage. Yes I had to open with that, You know what they say, … Continue reading Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)

10 Movies That Should Have Ended Before They Began

OFFSPRING (2009) Bad. Bad. And more bad. This movie is about some fine young cannibals eating people. They wear the worst wigs though. The acting is not good. The effects are not good. And the story is not good. Jack Ketchum, who wrote the book and the movie, seems to have been a perverted little … Continue reading 10 Movies That Should Have Ended Before They Began

Grabbers (2012)

Directed by Jon Wright. Written by Kevin Lehane. Starring Richard Coyle, Ruth Bradley, Russell Tovey, Bronagh Gallagher, Lalor Roddy and David Pearse. Plot: bloodsucking aliens wash up on the shore of a small Irish town and getting really, really drunk is the only way to survive them. Something comes out of the sky and lands … Continue reading Grabbers (2012)

Screamers (1995)

Directed by Christian Duguay. Written by Dan O'Bannon and Miguel Tejada-Flores. Based on the short story "Second Variety" by Philip K. Dick. Starring Peter Weller, Roy Dupuis, Jennifer Rubin and Andrew Lauer. Plot: in 2078, on planet Sirius (a mining planet), a group of soldiers fight self-replicating killing devices known as Screamers. So, let's see: … Continue reading Screamers (1995)

20 Movies Even Worse Than 2020

The Abandoned (2015) This movie about a young woman who gets a security job in a creepy old buiding makes no sense. It's unoriginal, the rules suck, the camera work sucks and there is no Freddy Claws. In the end, SPOILER ALERT, it turns out that she wasn't security at all, but rather a dying … Continue reading 20 Movies Even Worse Than 2020

Storage 24 (2012)

Directed by Johannes Roberts. Written by Roberts, Noel Clarke, Davie Fairbanks and Marc Small. Starring Clarke, Fairbanks, Colin ODonoghue, Antonia Campbell-Hughes, Laura Haddock, Jamie Thomas King, Alex Price, Ned Dennehy, Geoff Bell and Ruth Gemmell. Plot: a group of people get stuck in a storage facility with a hungry alien creature. A plane crashes in … Continue reading Storage 24 (2012)