Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013)

Directed by James Wan. Written by Leigh Whannell. Starring Patrick Wilson, Rose Byrne, Barbara Hershey, Lin Shaye, Ty Simpkins, Leigh Whannell, Angus Sampson, Jocelin Donahue, J. Larose and Steve Coulter. Plot: the Lambert family find that not all their demons have left them. In 1986, a young Lorraine Lambert (Donohue), calls Elise Rainer because she … Continue reading Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013)

Blade: Trinity (2004)

Written and directed by David S. Goyer. Starring Wesley Snipes, Ryan Reynolds, Jessica Biel, Parker Posey, Dominic Purcell, Triple H, Callum Keith Rennie, Natasha Lyonne, Haili Page, Patton Oswalt, James Remar, John Michael Higgins and Kris Kristofferson. Plot: Blade has to team up with some human vampire hunters when a crazed group of vampires decide … Continue reading Blade: Trinity (2004)

Blade II (2002)

Written by David S. Foyer Directed by Guillermo del Toro Starring Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Ron Perlman, Norman Reedus, Leonor Varela, Luke Goss, Thomas Kretschmann and Tony Curran. Plot: Blade forms an uneasy alliance with the vampire council in order to battle vampires who feed on humans AND their own kind. Years before the official … Continue reading Blade II (2002)

The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021)

Directed by Michael Chaves. Written by David Leslie Johnson-McGoldrick and James Wan. Starring Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, Ruairi O'Connor, Sarah Catherine Hook, Julian Hilliard, Shannon Kook and John Noble. Plot: the Warrens investigate a murder that may be linked to demonic possession. A lot of people didn't like this movie as much as the first … Continue reading The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021)

8 Movies to Stay Away from This Halloween Season

This October, as usual, we want to put up some of the best movies we've seen in recent days. But right now we're going to give you eight movies that you should stay away from. Run away from. Far, far away. Because they're weird, nonsensical and should never have been made. Mirror Mirror (1990) This … Continue reading 8 Movies to Stay Away from This Halloween Season

The Amityville Horror (2005)

Directed by Andrew Douglas. Written by Scott Kosar. Starring Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jesse James, Jimmy Bennett, Rachel Nichols and Philip Baker Hall. Plot: a remake of the 1979 film of the same name, about a family who realizes their new home really is too good to be true. In 1974, a … Continue reading The Amityville Horror (2005)

Amityville: A New Generation (1993)

Directed by John Murlowski. Written by Christopher DeFaria and Antonio Toro. Starring Ross Partridge, Lala Sloatman, Terry O'Quinn, David Naughton, Julia Nickson-Soul, Richard Roundtree, Lin Shaye, Robert Rusler and Barbara Howard. Plot: an antique mirror from the Amityville house causes mayhem in the life of a young photographer. A photographer, Keyes (Partridge), gets an antique … Continue reading Amityville: A New Generation (1993)

Amityville 1992: It’s About Time (1992)

Directed by Tony Randel. Written by Christopher DeFaria, Antonio Toro and John G. Jones. Starring Stephen Macht, Shawn Weatherly, Megan Ward, Damon Martin, Dean Cochran, Terrie Snell and Dick Miller. Plot: a man brings a clock into his house without realizing that the clock itself is harboring evil. Jacob (Macht) is an architect who lives … Continue reading Amityville 1992: It’s About Time (1992)

The Amityville Curse (1990)

Directed by Tom Berry. Written by Michael Kreuger, Doug Olson and Norvell Rose. Starring Kim Coates, Dawna Wightman, David Stein, Anthony Dean Rubes, Cassandra Gava, Jan Rubes and Helen Hughes. Plot: five people buy a house together because it's a steal, but it quickly turns into a nightmare. This movie is all over the place … Continue reading The Amityville Curse (1990)

Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes (1989)

Written and directed by Sandor Stern. Starring Patty Duke, Jane Wyatt, Fredric Lehne, Brandy Gold, Zoe Trilling, Aron Eisenberg and Norman Lloyd. Plot: a widow and her three children move in with her mother, putting them all at risk, after the mother receives a gift from the Amityville house. The Amityville sequels really needed to … Continue reading Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes (1989)