Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)

Written by Chris Thomas Devlin Directed by David Blue Garcia Starring Sarah Yarkin, Elsie Fisher, Nell Hudson, Moe Dunford, Jacob Latimore, Jessica Allain, Alice Krige, William Hope, Owen Fouere and Mark Burnham as Leatherface Plot: after several decades, Leatherface returns to terrorize a group of influencers invading his town Here comes the sun Going in … Continue reading Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)

Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)

Written by Adam Marcus, Debra Sullivan and Kirsten Elms Directed by John Luessenhop Starring Alexandra Daddario, Trey Songz, Tania Raymonde, Shaun Sipos, Keram Malicki-Sanchez, Thom Barry, Paul Rae, Scott Eastwood, Bill Moseley, Marilyn Burns, Gunman Hansen and Dan Yeager as Leather face Plot: a woman inherits a house in Texas from family she never knew … Continue reading Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)

Directed by Jonathan Liebesman. Written by Sheldon Turner and David J. Schow. Starring Jordana Brewster, Matt Bomer, Taylor Handley, Diora Baird, R. Lee Ermey, Lee Tergesen, Cyia Batten and Andrew Bryniarski as "Leatherface". Plot: four friends on a road trip encounter a junior Leatherface as he's just becoming a sicko. Even if we didn't know … Continue reading The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Written by Scott Kosar Directed by Marcus Nispel Starring Jessica Biel, Jonathan Tucker, Mike Vogel, Eric Balfour, Erica Leerhsen, R. Lee Ermey, David Dorfman, Lauren German and Andrew Bryniarski as Leatherface Plot: Five friends traveling through Texas find themselves hunted by a chainsaw wielding maniac and his murderous family Hungry? This movie opens with a … Continue reading The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)

Written and directed by Kim Henkel. Starring Renee Zellweger, Matthew McConaughey, Tonie Perensky, Joe Stevens and Robert Jacks as "Leatherface". Plot: a group of teenagers crash their car on prom night and wind up in the clutches of the serial killing Sawyer family. Now, this Chainsaw movie is one of our least favorites. Before I … Continue reading Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)

Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)

Directed by Jeff Burr. Written by David J. Schow. Starring Ken Foree, Kate Hodge, William Butler, Viggo Mortensen, Joe Unger, Tom Hudson, Tom Everett, Jennifer Banko and R.A. Mihailoff. Plot: a young, yuppie couple and a survivalist team up to survive an attack by Leatherface and the rest of the Sawyer family. Called "generic" by … Continue reading Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)

8 Movies You MAY Want To Skip

ROOM 33 (2009) When I explain how ridiculous the plot to this movie is, you won't wonder why it's on the list. See, a roller derby team on a road trip picks up two strangers, starts to run out of gas, finds an obstacle in the road ahead of them and so they stop to … Continue reading 8 Movies You MAY Want To Skip

Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

Directed by Joseph Sargent. Written by Michael de Guzman. Starring Lorraine Gary, Lance Guest, Mario Van Peebles, Karen Young, Lynn Whitfield, Mitchell Anderson, Judith Barsi and Michael Caine. Plot: ignoring Jaws 3, this movie follows Ellen Brody, now widowed, after she loses her son, Sean, to a shark attack. Having enjoyed the third Jaws movie, … Continue reading Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

Jaws 3-D (1983)

Directed by Joe Alves. Written by Richard Matheson, Carl Gottlieb and Guerdon Trueblood. Starring Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Lea Thompson, John Putch, Kaye Stevens and Louis Gossett Jr. Plot: a great white shark comes into a SeaWorld theme park and the sons of Chief Brody must save everyone it endangers. This is like if Lifetime … Continue reading Jaws 3-D (1983)