Final Exam (1981)

Written and directed by Jimmy Huston.  Starring Cecile Bagdadi, Joel S. Rice, Ralph Brown, DeAnna Robbins, Sherry Willis-Burch, Timothy Raynor and John Fallon. Plot: a killer comes to a college campus and starts murdering people at random. Frankly, it's terrible.  Incredibly terrible.  The script was terrible.  The story was terrible.  The soundtrack was terrible.  You … Continue reading Final Exam (1981)

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Sorority House Massacre (1986)

Written and directed by Carol Frank.  Starring Angela O'Neill, Wendy Martel, Pamela Ross, Nicole Rio, John C. Russell, Marcus Vaughter, Joe Nassi and Vinnie Bilancio. Plot: an innocent girl is targeted by an escaped mental patient at a sorority house. This movie is strange.  The beginning is all in slow motion and it's about Beth … Continue reading Sorority House Massacre (1986)

6 Movies To Just Say No To

The following movies all have star power, but we don't know why.  Seems like the stars should've kept their power for something a little better. I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in This House (2016)   In this movie Ruth Wilson (don't know why she agreed to it) comes to take care of an elderly … Continue reading 6 Movies To Just Say No To

Bloody Birthday (1981)

Directed by Ed Hunt.  Written by Hunt and Barry Pearson.  Starring Downtown Julie Brown, Melinda Cordell, Jose Ferrer, Andy Freeman, Elizabeth Hoy, Billy Jayne, Lori Lethin, K.C. Martel, Joe Penny and Susan Strasberg. Plot: some kids are going around killing people because they were born on a solar eclipse and have no conscience. In opens … Continue reading Bloody Birthday (1981)

Cheerleader Massacre (2003)

Directed by Jim Wynorski.  Written by Lenny Juliano.  Starring Juliano, Erin Byron, Gigi Erneta, April Flowers, Tammi Sheffield, Brinke Stevens and Charity Rahmer. Plot: five cheerleaders travel to a cabin in the woods and killed off one by one. This movie is the worst.  Definitely almost a so-bad-it's-good movie.  It's literally just about five cheerleaders … Continue reading Cheerleader Massacre (2003)

Unlisted Owner (2013)

Directed by Jed Brian.  Written by Brian and Tyler Landers.  Starring Brian, Landers, Gavin Groves, Griffin Groves, Andrea Potts, Haidee Corona and Levi Atkins. Plot: after a family is murdered, a group of friends decide to break into their house and explore. Normally, we are very hesitant when it comes to a movie written by, … Continue reading Unlisted Owner (2013)

Wreckage (2010)

Directed by John Asher.  Written by David Frigerio.  Starring Aaron Paul, Mike Erwin, Scoot McNairy, Cameron Richardson, Kelly Kruger and Roger Perry. Plot: four friends enter a junkyard and are hunter by a mysterious killer. Four friends get stranded in the middle of nowhere after Jared's (Erwin) car breaks down.  So, they take a walk … Continue reading Wreckage (2010)

See No Evil 2 (2014)

Directed by The Soska sisters (AKA The Twisted Twins).  Written by Nathan Brooks and Bobby Lee Darby.  Starring Kane, Danielle Harris, Katharine Isabelle, Chelan Simmons, Kaj-Erik Eriksen, Michael Eklund and Greyston Holt. Plot:  a group of friends surprise another friend on her birthday, but it's really them that's in for the surprise.  HAHAHA! Amy (Harris) … Continue reading See No Evil 2 (2014)

See No Evil (2006)

Directed by Gregory Dark.  Written by Dan Madigan.  Starring Kane, Rachel Taylor, Luke Pegler, Samantha Noble, Christina Vidal, Michael J. Pagan and Penny McNamee. Plot: a group of juvenile delinquents are sent to clean up an old hotel, but a psychopathic killer is roaming it's halls. The group on young ones are cleaning up this … Continue reading See No Evil (2006)

Hide and Go Shriek (1988)

Directed by Skip Schoolnik.  Written by Michael Kelly.  Starring Annette Sinclair, Brittain Frye, Scott Fults, Sean Kanan, Bunky Jones, George Thomas and Donna Baltron. Plot: a teenage talks her friends into playing hide-and-seek in a furniture store where a psycho starts to hunt and kill them. The movie starts when a man in makeup has … Continue reading Hide and Go Shriek (1988)