Friday the 13th (1980)

Written by Sean S. Cunningham and Victor Miller. Directed By Sean S. Cunningham. Starring Betsy Palmer, Kevin Bacon, Adrienne King and Ari Lehman. This is obviously a classic, a pinnacle of the slasher genre. Some of this movie is really fucking funny, some of the best 80s slashers are. The Friday music is iconic and … Continue reading Friday the 13th (1980)

Frankenstein’s Army (2013)

Director:Richard Raaphorst Writers:Richard Raaphorst, Chris W. Mitchell and Miguel Tejada-Flores Stars:Robert Gwilym, Hon Ping Tang, and Alexander Mercury Plot: During WWII, Russian soldiers stumble upon a secret Nazi lab where they are creating cenobite-esque Frankenstein creatures. Let me start by saying i love these creatures!, that are freakish and grotesque and yet alarmingly elegant, if that's … Continue reading Frankenstein’s Army (2013)

Fear Island (2009)

Written by Jack Harry and Jeff Martel. Directed by Michael Storey. Starring Lucy Hale, Aaron Ashmore and Haylie Duff. Plot: Five students on spring break meet at a secluded island cabin for a weekend getaway. They eventually find themselves stranded on the island with a mysterious killer. I was bored lol, not a good start. The … Continue reading Fear Island (2009)

A Cadaver Christmas (2011)

Directed by Joe Zerull. Written by Joe Zerull, Daniel Rairdin-Hale and Hanlon Smith-Dorsey.  Starring Daniel Rairdin-Hale, Hanlon Smith-Dorsey and Yosh Hayashi. Plot: A group of people must battle a horde of the undead during Christmas. This movie is an homage to grindhouse flicks. I thought it was funny, Tara thought most of it was just weird. … Continue reading A Cadaver Christmas (2011)

The Gingerdead Man (2005)

Directed by Charles Band (infamous for the strange).  Written by William Butler and August White (and it should not have taken 2 people to write this).  Starring Gary Busey (yeah). Plot: an executed murderer's ashes get mixed into some dough and baked and out comes the Gingerdead Man It sounds like a funny sort of … Continue reading The Gingerdead Man (2005)

Silent Night (2012)

Directed by Steven C. Miller.  Written by Jayson Rothwell.  Starring Jamie King, Malcolm McDowell, Donal Logue and Brendan Fehr (for like a minute). Plot: basically it's just about the police tracking a killer in a Santa suit "Santa" goes on a killing spree in this movie, but for the most, his motives aren't all bad.  He … Continue reading Silent Night (2012)

Black Christmas (2006)

Written and Directed by Glen Morgan.  Starring Michelle Trachtenberg, Katie Cassidy, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Lacey Chabert and Oliver Hudson. Plot: an escaped maniac murders some sorority sisters during Christmas time This is considered blasphemy by many a horror fan, but me and DJ actually like this remake much more than the original.  There's a better … Continue reading Black Christmas (2006)

Black Christmas (1974)

Directed by Bob Clark.  Written by Roy Moore.  Starring Olivia Hussey, Keir Dullea, Margot Kidder and John Saxon. Plot: essentially this is a story about a Crazytown guy who kills some sorority sisters during Christmas break The killer is in the house!  It's classic.  It's entertaining.  Unfortunately, it's also kind of  irritating.  We are very … Continue reading Black Christmas (1974)

Captivity (2007)

Directed by Roland Joffe.  Written by Larry Cohen and Joseph Tura.  Starring Elisha Cuthbert and Daniel Gillies. Plot: a woman wakes up in a cellar having been captured by a psychotic man This will be real easy because we hated this movie.  A very unlikable protagonist gets captured by a slightly more likable killer.  When … Continue reading Captivity (2007)

The Frighteners (1996)

Written and Directed by Peter Jackson, Co-written by Fran Walsh. Starring Michael J. Fox, Trini Alvarado, John Astin, Jeffrey Combs, Dee Wallace, Jake Busey and R Lee Ermey Plot: A psychic detective and con artist comes face to face with an apparition he cant handle. I love the movie poster, one of my favorites ever, … Continue reading The Frighteners (1996)