2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)

Directed by Christopher Ray. Written by Edward DeRuiter and H. Perry Horton. Starring Charlie O'Connell, Carmen Electra and Brooke Hogan. Plot: a 2-headed shark attacks a group of people on a boat. Let me just dumb this down even further. There's some people (O'Connell, Electra, Hogan, etc.) on a boat and it is attacked by … Continue reading 2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)

20 Movies Even Worse Than 2020

The Abandoned (2015) This movie about a young woman who gets a security job in a creepy old buiding makes no sense. It's unoriginal, the rules suck, the camera work sucks and there is no Freddy Claws. In the end, SPOILER ALERT, it turns out that she wasn't security at all, but rather a dying … Continue reading 20 Movies Even Worse Than 2020

Mischief Night (2013)

Directed by Richard Schenkman.  Written by Schenkman, Jesse Baget and Eric D. Wilkinson.  Starring Noell Coet, Daniel Hugh Kelly, Ian Bamberg, Ally Walker, Charlie O'Connell and Richard Riehle. Plot: Emily suffers from psychosomatic blindness and when she's left alone on Mischief Night an intruder terrorizes her. In the very beginning, a couple in a big … Continue reading Mischief Night (2013)