Written and directed by Thom Eberhardt. Starring Robert Beltran, Catherine Mary Stewart, Kelli Maroney, Mary Woronov and Geoffrey Lewis. Plot: a comet wipes out most of Earth leaving two sisters to defend themselves against zombies and crazed people. The Earth is passing through the tail of a comet, which in this movie was a big … Continue reading Night of the Comet (1984)
Written by Alan McDonald and Ryan McHenry Directed by John McPhail Starring Ella Hunt, Malcolm Cumming, Sarah Swire, Christopher Leveaux, Marli Siu, Ben Wiggins, Mark Benton and Paul Kaye Plot: a horror comedy musical following Anna and her friends as they try to survive the zombie apocalypse during Christmas Tara and I went into this … Continue reading Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)
Written by Chris Peckover and Zack Kahn Directed by Chris Peckover Starring Olivia DeJonge, Levi Miller, Ed Oxenbould, Aleks Mikic, Dacre Montgomery, Patrick Warburton and Virginia Madsen. Plot: In a quiet suburb, Ashley (DeJonge) must protect her charge, Luke (Miller) from intruders. Ashley comes to babysit and quickly hears something, but it only turns out … Continue reading Better Watch Out (2017)
Written and Directed by David Steiman. Starring Bill Goldberg, Emilie de Ravin, Fran Drescher, Chris Kattan, James Caan, Rebecca Gayheart, Douglas Smith, Dave Thomas, Saul Rubinek and Robert Culp. Plot: Santa is actually a demon who lost a curling match. Yup you read that right, but time runs out on the bets outcome and Santa wants … Continue reading Santa’s Slay (2005)
Written and directed by Troy Escamilla. Starring Hailey J. Strader, Brinke Stevens, Helene Udy, Kaylee Williams, Mel Heflin, Billy Brannigan and Ryan Poole. Plot: a sorority party is stalked by a deranged killer in a Mrs. Claus suit. The movie opens with a new sorority pledge, Angela (Heflin) getting really harassed by Amber (Williams), a … Continue reading Mrs. Claus (AKA Stirring) (2018)
Written and directed by husband and wife, David Ian McKendry and Rebekah McKendry. Starring Amanda Fuller, Brea Grant, Constance Wu, Jocelin Donahue, Jonathan Kite, Katie Parker, Maria Olsen, Mark Kelly, Matt Long, Megan Duffy, Michelle DeFraites and Stephanie Drake. Plot: a couple on an awkward date go to a strange theater to watch a series … Continue reading All the Creatures Were Stirring (2018)
Directed by Jalmari Helander. Written by the Helander Brothers. Starring Onni Tommila, Jorma Tommila, Tommi Korpela, Rauno Juvonen, Per Christian Ellefsen and Peeter Jakobi. Plot: the people living near the Korvatunturi mountain are about to find out the truth about Santa Claus. This is not a Christmas horror movie for the young ones. Just so … Continue reading Rare Exports (2010)
Written and Directed by Craig Anderson Starring Dee Wallace, Geoff Morell, Sarah Bishop, Janis McGavin, Gerard O'Dwyer, David Collins, Sam Campbell, Bjorn Stewart and Deelia Meriel Plot: A mother must try to protect her family when her past comes back for revenge. This movie opens with an abortion debate and a clinic bombing which is … Continue reading Red Christmas (2016)
Below is a list of bad movies. They weren't good in any way, shape or form and we sincerely hope you never watch them. CIRCUS KANE (2017) From the man who brought us 2-Headed Shark Attack, 3-Headed Shark Attack, Shark Week and Megaconda comes this unfunny tale starring a one, Jonathan Lipnicki. And yes, they … Continue reading 6 Movies Too Stupid to Live
Directed by Nacho Vigalondo. Written by Gerald Olson. Starring Nyasha Hatendi, Jon Daly, Latarsha Rose, Dale Dickey and Jonny Berryman. Plot: a struggling actor takes a seasonal job as a mascot for the hottest new toy, Pooka, but after putting on the costume he develops two separate personalities Let us start by saying that this … Continue reading Pooka (2018)
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