Better Watch Out (2017)

Written by Chris Peckover and Zack Kahn Directed by Chris Peckover Starring Olivia DeJonge, Levi Miller, Ed Oxenbould, Aleks Mikic, Dacre Montgomery, Patrick Warburton and Virginia Madsen. Plot: In a quiet suburb, Ashley (DeJonge) must protect her charge, Luke (Miller) from intruders. Ashley comes to babysit and quickly hears something, but it only turns out … Continue reading Better Watch Out (2017)

Santa’s Slay (2005)

Written and Directed by David Steiman. Starring Bill Goldberg, Emilie de Ravin, Fran Drescher, Chris Kattan, James Caan, Rebecca Gayheart, Douglas Smith, Dave Thomas, Saul Rubinek and Robert Culp. Plot: Santa is actually a demon who lost a curling match. Yup you read that right, but time runs out on the bets outcome and Santa wants … Continue reading Santa’s Slay (2005)

Mrs. Claus (AKA Stirring) (2018)

Written and directed by Troy Escamilla.  Starring Hailey J. Strader, Brinke Stevens, Helene Udy, Kaylee Williams, Mel Heflin, Billy Brannigan and Ryan Poole. Plot: a sorority party is stalked by a deranged killer in a Mrs. Claus suit. The movie opens with a new sorority pledge, Angela (Heflin) getting really harassed by Amber (Williams), a … Continue reading Mrs. Claus (AKA Stirring) (2018)

All the Creatures Were Stirring (2018)

Written and directed by husband and wife, David Ian McKendry and Rebekah McKendry.  Starring Amanda Fuller, Brea Grant, Constance Wu, Jocelin Donahue, Jonathan Kite, Katie Parker, Maria Olsen, Mark Kelly, Matt Long, Megan Duffy, Michelle DeFraites and Stephanie Drake. Plot: a couple on an awkward date go to a strange theater to watch a series … Continue reading All the Creatures Were Stirring (2018)

Rare Exports (2010)

Directed by Jalmari Helander.  Written by the Helander Brothers.  Starring Onni Tommila, Jorma Tommila, Tommi Korpela, Rauno Juvonen, Per Christian Ellefsen and Peeter Jakobi. Plot: the people living near the Korvatunturi mountain are about to find out the truth about Santa Claus. This is not a Christmas horror movie for the young ones.  Just so … Continue reading Rare Exports (2010)

Red Christmas (2016)

Written and Directed by Craig Anderson Starring Dee Wallace, Geoff Morell, Sarah Bishop, Janis McGavin, Gerard O'Dwyer, David Collins, Sam Campbell, Bjorn Stewart and Deelia Meriel Plot: A mother must try to protect her family when her past comes back for revenge. This movie opens with an abortion debate and a clinic bombing which is … Continue reading Red Christmas (2016)

6 Movies Too Stupid to Live

Below is a list of bad movies.  They weren't good in any way, shape or form and we sincerely hope you never watch them. CIRCUS KANE (2017) From the man who brought us 2-Headed Shark Attack, 3-Headed Shark Attack, Shark Week and Megaconda comes this unfunny tale starring a one, Jonathan Lipnicki.  And yes, they … Continue reading 6 Movies Too Stupid to Live

Pooka (2018)

Directed by Nacho Vigalondo.  Written by Gerald Olson.  Starring Nyasha Hatendi, Jon Daly, Latarsha Rose, Dale Dickey and Jonny Berryman. Plot: a struggling actor takes a seasonal job as a mascot for the hottest new toy, Pooka, but after putting on the costume he develops two separate personalities Let us start by saying that this … Continue reading Pooka (2018)

Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 (1987)

Directed by Lee Harry.  Written by Harry, Joseph H. Earle, Dennis Patterson and Lawrence Appelbaum.  Starring Eric Freeman, James Newman, Elizabeth Kaitan, Jean Miller and Darrel Guilbeau. Plot: adult Ricky talks to a psychiatrist about how he became a murderer after his murderous brother, Billy, was killed We have no idea why it took four … Continue reading Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 (1987)

Krampus (2015)

Written by Michael Dougherty, Todd Casey and Zach Shields Directed by Michael Dougherty Starring: Toni Colette, Adam Scott, David Koechner, Conchatta Ferrel and Emjay Anthony Plot: a boy accidentally summons a Christmas demon. Austro - Bevarian folk lore. He is a half goat, half demon who punishes children who are bad at Christmas in contrast … Continue reading Krampus (2015)