6 Movies Too Stupid to Live

Below is a list of bad movies.  They weren't good in any way, shape or form and we sincerely hope you never watch them. CIRCUS KANE (2017) From the man who brought us 2-Headed Shark Attack, 3-Headed Shark Attack, Shark Week and Megaconda comes this unfunny tale starring a one, Jonathan Lipnicki.  And yes, they … Continue reading 6 Movies Too Stupid to Live

Hell House LLC (2016)

Written and directed by Stephen Cognetti.  Starring Gore Abrams, Alice Bahlke, Danny Bellini, Theodore Bouloukos, Ryan Jennifer and Jared Hacker. Plot: 5 years after the death of 15 tour-goers and staff on opening night of a haunted house, a documentary crew travels back to the scene to find out what really happened Alex is the … Continue reading Hell House LLC (2016)

4 Movies Critics Loved and We Hated

These 4 movies were mostly lauded on Rotten Tomatoes or some other such site, but we don't get why.  We were bored, disgusted, disappointed or confused.  See if you agree. EDEN LAKE (2008) Hailed as "one of the most provocative and terrifying thrillers", this brutal movie is about a couple on a romantic getaway that … Continue reading 4 Movies Critics Loved and We Hated

The Funhouse Massacre (2015)

Directed by Andy Palmer.  Written by Ben Begley and Renee Dorian.  Starring Robert Englund, E.E. Bell, Jere Burns, Mars Crain, Courtney Gains, Clint Howard, Sebastian Siegel, Scottie Thompson and Candice De Visser. Plot: a group of maniacs escape from an asylum and descend upon a funhouse where they take up killing again because everyone just … Continue reading The Funhouse Massacre (2015)

Stephen King’s IT (1990)

Directed by Tommy Lee Wallace.  Written by Wallace and Lawrence D. Cohen, based on a novel by Stephen King.  Starring Tim Curry, Harry Anderson, Jonathan Brandis, Dennis Christopher, Seth Green, Olivia Hussey, Annette O'Toole, Emily Perkins, Tim Reid, John Ritter and Richard Thomas. Plot: evil takes the shape of a clown to terrorize the children … Continue reading Stephen King’s IT (1990)