Wild Country (2005)

Written and directed by Craig Strachan. Starring Samantha Shields, Martin Compston, Kevin Quinn, Jamie Quinn, Nicola Muldoon and Peter Capaldi. Plot: a group of teenagers hiking through the Scottish highlands encounter a wild beast. This low budget film begins with Kelly Ann (Shields) giving birth and then being forced to give up her child by … Continue reading Wild Country (2005)

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)

Directed by Dwight H. Little. Written by John CLaflin, Daniel Zelman, Michael Miner and Ed Neumeier. Starring Johnny Messner, KaDee Strickland, Matthew Marsden, Nicholas Gonzalez, Eugene Byrd, Karl Yune, Salli Richardson-Whitfield and Morris Chestnut. Plot: a scientific expedition soon become hunted by large, hungry snakes. In this sequel to Anaconda (1997), a team of scientists, … Continue reading Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)

Deep Blue Sea (1999)

Directed by Renny Harlin. Written by Donna Powers, Wayne Powers and Duncan Kennedy. Starring Thomas Jane, Saffron Burrows, LL Cool J, Michael Rapaport, Jacqueline McKenzie, Stellan Skarsgard, Aida Turturro and Samuel L. Jackson. Plot: a team of scientists in an isolated underwater facility become prey to genetically engineered sharks. A shark attacks four stupid young … Continue reading Deep Blue Sea (1999)

Piranha (1995)

Directed Scott P. Levy. Written by Alex Simon, Richard Robinson and John Sayles. Starring William Katt, Alexandra Paul, Mila Kunis, Leland Orser, Soleil Moon Frye, Monte Markham and James Karen. Plot: a government tank housing genetically engineered piranhas is emptied into a river that flows right past a resort. This remake opens with a boob … Continue reading Piranha (1995)

Piranha II: The Spawning (1981)

Directed by James Cameron. Written by Charles H. Eglee. Starring Lance Henriksen, Tricia O'Neil, Steve Marachuk, Ted Richert, Leslie Graves and Ricky G. Paull. Plot: another experiment has mutated the piranhas and now they can fly. In his directorial debut, James Cameron does just so-so in a movie that can only be described as so-bad-it's-good. … Continue reading Piranha II: The Spawning (1981)

The Bone Snatcher (2003)

Directed by Jason Wulfsohn. Written by Malcolm Kohll and Gordon Render. Starring Scott Bairstow, Rachel Shelley, Warrick Grier, Patrick Shai and Adrienne Pierce. Plot: a scientist finds a monster in the deserts of South Africa. This film is really not exactly what it suggests. Workers in South Africa are disappearing and they are found without … Continue reading The Bone Snatcher (2003)

2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)

Directed by Christopher Ray. Written by Edward DeRuiter and H. Perry Horton. Starring Charlie O'Connell, Carmen Electra and Brooke Hogan. Plot: a 2-headed shark attacks a group of people on a boat. Let me just dumb this down even further. There's some people (O'Connell, Electra, Hogan, etc.) on a boat and it is attacked by … Continue reading 2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)

Storage 24 (2012)

Directed by Johannes Roberts. Written by Roberts, Noel Clarke, Davie Fairbanks and Marc Small. Starring Clarke, Fairbanks, Colin ODonoghue, Antonia Campbell-Hughes, Laura Haddock, Jamie Thomas King, Alex Price, Ned Dennehy, Geoff Bell and Ruth Gemmell. Plot: a group of people get stuck in a storage facility with a hungry alien creature. A plane crashes in … Continue reading Storage 24 (2012)

Hypothermia (2010)

Written and directed by James Felix McKenney. Starring Michael Rooker, Blanche Baker, Benjamin Forster, Amy Chang, Don Wood, Greg Finley and Larry Fessenden. Plot: two families ice-fishing for the weekend must survive a monster in the lake. Hypothermia (2010) Directed by James Felix McKenney Shown: poster art Ray (Rooker) brings his wife, Helen (Baker), his … Continue reading Hypothermia (2010)

Raging Sharks (2005)

Directed by Danny Lerner.  Written by Les Weldon.  Starring Corin Nemec, Vanessa Angel, Corbin Bernsen, Todd Jensen, Elise Muller and Les Weldon (of course). Plot: sharks terrorize a group of underwater researchers. Corin Nemec plays Dr. Mike Olsen, an underwater researcher that leads a team with his wife, Linda (Angel).  On the Oshana, they discover … Continue reading Raging Sharks (2005)