The following movies all received zeros from us because they were so bad we were forced to turn them off before they were even over. We highly recommend that you just skip these films altogether. It's just not worth the grief. Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000) The first Jack Frost … Continue reading 10 Movies That Are So Bad….That They’re Just Bad
Written and directed by Andrew Traucki. Starring Damian Walshe-Howling, Zoe Naylor, Gyton Grantley, Adrienne Pickering and Kieran Darcy-Smith. Plot: a sailing trip turns into a nightmare for a small group of friends when their boat capsizes and a great white shark begins to stalk them. Luke (Walshe-Howling) delivers boats to people. We didn't know that … Continue reading The Reef (2010)
The following list is comprised of 10 movies that DJ and I couldn't get through for one reason or another. I promise you that we rarely turn off movies, so this is bad. I'll try to explain why they were turned off the best way that I can. Extinction: The G.M.O. Chronicles (2011) This German-made, … Continue reading Reader Beware, you’re in for a … Disappointment??
Directed by Michael Matthews. Written by Brian Duffield and Matthew Robinson. Starring Dylan O'Brien, Jessica Henwick, Michael Rooker, Ariana Greenblatt and Dan Ewing. Plot: seven years after the monster apocalypse forced humanity underground, Joel leaves his bunker to find his ex. The story begins with the end of the world. There was an asteroid headed … Continue reading Love and Monsters (2020)
Directed by Crispian Mills. Written by Mills and Henry Fitzherbert. Starring Finn Cole, Asa Butterfield, Hermione Corfield, Michael Sheen, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Tom Rhys Harries, Kit Connor and Margot Robbie. Plot: an illustrious English boarding school becomes a battleground when a controversial fracking site causes a sinkhole and beasts come up from the ground. … Continue reading Slaughterhouse Rulez (2018)
Written and directed by Matthew Ninaber. Starring Jeremy Ninaber (Matthew's brother), Ethan Mitchell, Kristen Kaster and Jacqueline Ninaber (Matthew's wife). Plot: some mercenaries are hired to rescue a bio-engineer from an underground bunker, but unknown to them, there's also at least one monster in the bunker as well. This mess of a movie starts with … Continue reading Death Valley (2021)
Written and directed by Craig Strachan. Starring Samantha Shields, Martin Compston, Kevin Quinn, Jamie Quinn, Nicola Muldoon and Peter Capaldi. Plot: a group of teenagers hiking through the Scottish highlands encounter a wild beast. This low budget film begins with Kelly Ann (Shields) giving birth and then being forced to give up her child by … Continue reading Wild Country (2005)
Directed by Dwight H. Little. Written by John CLaflin, Daniel Zelman, Michael Miner and Ed Neumeier. Starring Johnny Messner, KaDee Strickland, Matthew Marsden, Nicholas Gonzalez, Eugene Byrd, Karl Yune, Salli Richardson-Whitfield and Morris Chestnut. Plot: a scientific expedition soon become hunted by large, hungry snakes. In this sequel to Anaconda (1997), a team of scientists, … Continue reading Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)
Directed by Renny Harlin. Written by Donna Powers, Wayne Powers and Duncan Kennedy. Starring Thomas Jane, Saffron Burrows, LL Cool J, Michael Rapaport, Jacqueline McKenzie, Stellan Skarsgard, Aida Turturro and Samuel L. Jackson. Plot: a team of scientists in an isolated underwater facility become prey to genetically engineered sharks. A shark attacks four stupid young … Continue reading Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Directed Scott P. Levy. Written by Alex Simon, Richard Robinson and John Sayles. Starring William Katt, Alexandra Paul, Mila Kunis, Leland Orser, Soleil Moon Frye, Monte Markham and James Karen. Plot: a government tank housing genetically engineered piranhas is emptied into a river that flows right past a resort. This remake opens with a boob … Continue reading Piranha (1995)
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