Animal (2014)

Directed by Brett Simmons.  Written by Thommy Hutson and Catherine Trillo.  Starring  Keke Palmer, Joey Lauren Adams, Elizabeth Gillies, Paul Iacono, Thorsten Kaye, Amaury Nolasco, Jeremy Sumpter, Parker Young and Eve (for like 1/2 a minute). Plot: some sort of blood-thirsty animal in the woods is attacking people. In the very beginning, four friends are … Continue reading Animal (2014)

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Q: The Winged Serpent (1982)

Written and directed by Larry Cohen.  Starring Michael Moriarty, David Carradine, Candy Clark, Richard Roundtree, James Dixon, Malachy McCourt and Fred J. Scollay. Plot: Quetzalcoatl, an Aztec deity and man-eating, flying serpent, hunts and kills in New York City. Jimmy (Moriarty) is a flunky running from the cops and from some of his fellow goons, … Continue reading Q: The Winged Serpent (1982)

Creature (AKA The Titan Find) (1985)

Directed by William Malone.  Written by Malone and Alan Reed.  Starring Stan Iver, Wendy Schaal, Lyman Ward, Robert Jaffe, Diane Salinger and Annette McCarthy. Plot: an alien stalks German and US spaceships on Titan, Saturn's biggest moon Two scientists arrive on Titan and decide to open this thing they find even though one of them … Continue reading Creature (AKA The Titan Find) (1985)

Blood Beach (1981)

Directed by Jeffrey Bloom.  Written by Jeffrey and Steven Nalevansky.  Starring John Saxon, Burt Young, David Huffman, Marianna Hill and Otis Young. Plot: people are baffled when victims are sucked into the sand by some creature living underneath So this is a very unintentionally funny movie about a sand monster that sucks people down and … Continue reading Blood Beach (1981)

10 Movies That Are So Bad… They’re Just Bad

The following movies all received zeros from us because they were so bad we were forced to turn them off before they were actually over.  We highly recommend that you just skip these movies altogether.  It's just not worth the grief. 1. Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000) The first one … Continue reading 10 Movies That Are So Bad… They’re Just Bad

Feast (2005)

Directed by John Gulager, some of you may know his father Clu from Return of the Living dead who also appears in this film, Written by Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton and Starring Navi Rawat, Clu Gulager, Balthazar Getty, Henry Rollins, Judah Friedlander, Jason Mewes and Eric Dane.Plot: A group of regulars plus a few … Continue reading Feast (2005)