6 Movies To Just Say No To

The following movies all have star power, but we don't know why.  Seems like the stars should've kept their power for something a little better. I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in This House (2016)   In this movie Ruth Wilson (don't know why she agreed to it) comes to take care of an elderly … Continue reading 6 Movies To Just Say No To

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The Legend of Lucy Keyes (2005)

Written and directed by John Stimpson.  Starring Julie Delpy, Justin Theroux, Brooke Adams, Mark Boone Jr., Kathleen Regan, Cassidy Hinkle and Anna Friedman. Plot: a family moves to rural New England and into a haunted house. This movie is less a horror movie and more something Lifetime plays during Halloween.  It's not very scary at … Continue reading The Legend of Lucy Keyes (2005)

Haunt (2013)

Directed by Mac Carter.  Written by Andrew Barrer.  Starring Harrison Gilbertson, Liana Liberato, Jacki Weaver, Brian Wimmer, Danielle Chuchran and Ione Skye. Plot: a teen, Evan (Gilbertson), moves into a house with his family, meets the girl of his dreams and discovers his house is haunted. Evan and his family move into an old house.  … Continue reading Haunt (2013)

The Houses October Built (2014)

Directed by Bobby Roe.  Written by Bobby Roe, Zack Andrews, Jason Zada and Jeff Larson.  Starring Roe, Andrews and Larson.  Also, Bobby's brother, Mikey Roe. Plot: 5 people go on a tour of haunted houses and find an "extreme" one that's a little too realistic. In this found footage film, a group of friends head … Continue reading The Houses October Built (2014)

Dark House (2009)

Directed by Darin Scott.  Written by Scott and Kerry Douglas Dye.  Starring Jeffrey Combs, Scott Whyte, Meghan Ory, Diane Salinger and Matt Cohen. Plot: a group of acting students come to work for a haunted house that turns out to be truly haunted. In the Old Darrode House, Janet Darrode ran a foster home but … Continue reading Dark House (2009)

House on Haunted Hill (1959)

Directed by William Castle.  Written by Robb White.  Starring Vincent Price, Richard Long, Carol Ohmart, Carolyn Craig, Elisha Cook Jr., Julie Mitchum and Alan Marshal. Plot: a millionaire offers five people $10,000 to spend the night in a haunted house An eccentric millionaire (Price) invites five people desperate for money to a haunted house, promising … Continue reading House on Haunted Hill (1959)

Hell House LLC (2016)

Written and directed by Stephen Cognetti.  Starring Gore Abrams, Alice Bahlke, Danny Bellini, Theodore Bouloukos, Ryan Jennifer and Jared Hacker. Plot: 5 years after the death of 15 tour-goers and staff on opening night of a haunted house, a documentary crew travels back to the scene to find out what really happened Alex is the … Continue reading Hell House LLC (2016)

The Messengers (2007)

Directed by the Pang Brothers.  Written by Mark Wheaton and Todd Farmer.  Starring Kristen Stewart, Dylan McDermott, Penelope Ann Miller, John Corbett, Jodelle Ferland, William B. Davis and Dustin Milligan. Plot: a family moves into a run-down sunflower farm and are soon haunted by ghosts So, Kristen Stewart says the house is haunted but no … Continue reading The Messengers (2007)

Death On Demand (2008)

Directed by Adam Matalon.  Written by Matalon, Kevin Burke and Brian O'Hara.  Starring Anne McDaniels, Krista Grotte, Jerry Broome and Elisabeth Jamison. Plot: 6 people compete in a web broadcast contest (while in a haunted house, of course) and someone starts killing them This is a small, little movie filled with giant inconsistencies.  It kept … Continue reading Death On Demand (2008)

Fear Itself: Spooked (2008)

Directed by Brad Anderson.  Written by Matt Venne.  Starring Eric Roberts. Plot; a P.I. with a bad past is on assignment in a haunted house and crazy shit starts happening From the director of Session 9, comes this tale about a bad cop who uses violence to solve his cases.  When he's fired he takes … Continue reading Fear Itself: Spooked (2008)