XX (2017)

This horror anthology consists of 4 very different short stories by strong female directors, writers and leads.  It's supposed to be special in that way, but I didn't get that. THE BOX Written and directed by Jovanka Vuckovic (based on a story by Jack Ketchum).  Starring Natalie Brown, Jonathan Watton, Peter Dacunha, and Peyton Kennedy.  … Continue reading XX (2017)

Ruin Me (2017)

Directed by Preston DeFrancis.  Written by DeFrancis and Trysta A. Bisett.  Starring Marcienne Dwyer, Matt Dellapina, Eva Hamilton, Chris Hill, John Odom, Rocky Rector, Cameron Gordon and Sam Ashdown. Plot: Alex reluctantly goes on the ultimate horror movie experience, not realizing the group is in real danger First of all, me and DJ would never … Continue reading Ruin Me (2017)

Willow Creek (2014)

Written and directed by Bobcat Goldthwait.  Starring Bryce Johnson and Alexie Gilmore. Plot: a man and his girlfriend camp in the woods hoping to capture a glimpse of Bigfoot We love Bobcat, but no.  Just no.  Maybe he shouldn't write stuff.  Or direct stuff.  Cause we're not feeling it. Jim (Johnson) is an asshole.  He … Continue reading Willow Creek (2014)

The Windmill (2016)

Directed by Nick Jongerius, Chris W. Mitchell and Suzy Quid.  Written by Nick Jongerius. Starring Charlotte Beaumont, Ben Batt, Noah Taylor, Patrick Baladi, Tanroh Ishida and Fiona Hampton. Plot: after a tour bus breaks down, the people on board accidentally awaken an evil that kills them one by one A tour bus full of stupid … Continue reading The Windmill (2016)

Squirm (1976)

Written and directed by Jeff Lieberman.  Starring Don Scardino, Patricia Pearcy and R.A. Dow. Plot: a storm causes power lines to fall, drawing millions of man eating worms out of the ground Let me start by telling you a little tidbit about myself that is completely strange: I have vermiphobia.  Vermiphobia is the fear of … Continue reading Squirm (1976)

I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)

Directed by Sylvain White.  Written by Michael D. Weiss.  Starring Brooke Nevin, Torrey DeVitto and Don Shanks. Plot: a group of friends accidentally kill one of their own during the July 4th holiday and they lie about it only to have someone who knows about it start killing them a year later Why did they … Continue reading I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)

Pet Sematary (1989)

Directed by Mary Lambert.  Written by Stephen King.  Starring Dale Midkiff, Fred Gwynne, Miko Hughes, Blaze Berdahl and Denise Crosby. Plot: animals (and people) come back from the dead when buried in the pet cemetery Unless you've been living under a rock, you should have watched this already.  Sure it's full of people making poor … Continue reading Pet Sematary (1989)

Playdate (2012)

Directed by Andrew C. Erin.  Written by Kraig X. Wenman.  Starring Marguerite Moreau, Richard Ruccolo, Natalie Alyn Lind, Abby Brammell, Julien Dean Lacroix and Aidan Potter. Plot: a strange family moves in next door to a cookie-cutter family and weird things begin to happen More of a lifetime mystery, the cover is very misleading.  It's … Continue reading Playdate (2012)

Honeymoon (2014)

Directed by Leigh Janiak.  Written by Janiak and Phil Graziadei.  Starring Harry Treadaway and Rose Leslie. Plot: on their honeymoon Bea disappears and when Paul finally finds her she seems a little odd The great thing about Honeymoon is the relationship.  It's pretty much just 2 people you're watching the whole movie and you never … Continue reading Honeymoon (2014)

Indigenous (2014)

Directed by Alastair Orr.  Written by Max Roberts.  Starring Lindsey Mckeon, Jamie Anderson, Pierson Fode, Sofia Pernas and Zachery Soetenga. Plot: 5 friends in Panama encounter the chupacabra Also know as Prey, Indigenous follow 5 spoiled young people who have apparently been all over the world vacationing, but yet don't know anything about the chupacabra … Continue reading Indigenous (2014)