The Boogens (1981)

Directed by James L. Conway.  Written by Thomas C. Chapman, Jim Kouf, Bob Hunt and David O'Malley.  Starring Rebecca Balding, Jeff Harlan, Anne-Marie Martin and Fred McCarren. Plot: a small mining team awakens scaly, squid, turtle-like creatures that feed off people. Roger (Harlan) and Mark (McCarren) are part of a team reopening a mine.  Roger … Continue reading The Boogens (1981)

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Final Girl (2015)

Directed by Tyler Shields.  Written by Adam Prince, Stephen Scarlata, Alejandro Seri and Johnny Silver.  Starring Abigail Breslin, Alexander Ludwig, Reece Thompson, Cameron Bright and Wes Bentley. Plot: Veronica, a trained assassin, is put thru her final test - killing a group of sadistic boys who have killed other girls less lethal than her. 17-year-old … Continue reading Final Girl (2015)

Scanners (1981)

Written and directed by David Cronenberg.  Starring Michael Ironside, Jennifer O'Neill, Lawrence Dane, Patrick McGoohan and Stephen Lack. Plot: one powerful psychic wants to control the world and another one wants to stop him. DJ and I are not big Cronenberg fans.  That being said, we didn't really enjoy this one either.  The story is … Continue reading Scanners (1981)

Final Exam (1981)

Written and directed by Jimmy Huston.  Starring Cecile Bagdadi, Joel S. Rice, Ralph Brown, DeAnna Robbins, Sherry Willis-Burch, Timothy Raynor and John Fallon. Plot: a killer comes to a college campus and starts murdering people at random. Frankly, it's terrible.  Incredibly terrible.  The script was terrible.  The story was terrible.  The soundtrack was terrible.  You … Continue reading Final Exam (1981)

Tremors (1990)

Directed by Ron Underwood.  Written by S.S. Wilson and Brent Maddock.  Starring Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, Michael Gross, Reba McEntire, Ariana Richards and Finn Carter. Plot: people of a small town in Nevada must defend themselves against underground creatures trying to kill them. There is no extra plot to this story.  Underground creatures are trying … Continue reading Tremors (1990)

Tasmanian Devils (2013)

Directed by Zach Lipovsky.  Written by Brook Durham.  Starring Danica McKellar, Mike Dopud, Kenneth Mitchell, Rekha Sharma and Apolo Ohno (for about a minute). Plot: a group of BASE jumpers enter forbidden territory in Australia and awaken a sleeping Tasmanian Devil. When the group of BASE jumpers go into the forbidden area, one of them … Continue reading Tasmanian Devils (2013)

Pet Sematary (2019)

Directed by Kevin Kolsch and Dennis Widmyer.  Written by Matt Greenberg and Jeff Buhler, based on the novel by Stephen King.  Starring Jason Clarke, Amy Seimetz, Jete Laurence, Obssa Ahmed, Alyssa Levine, Hugo & Lucas Lavoie and John Lithgow. Plot: Dr. Louis Creed (Clarke) moves his family to Maine and discovers a mysterious burial ground … Continue reading Pet Sematary (2019)

Dead Snow (2009)

Directed by Tommy Wirkola.  Written by Wirkola and Stig Frode Henriksen.  Starring Henriksen, Vegar Hoel, Lasse Valdal, Charlotte Frogner and Jenny Skavlan. Plot: a ski vacation turns horrific as a group of medical students are confronted by Nazi zombies. This movie is in German and we watch it with subtitles cause we're like that.  Anyway, … Continue reading Dead Snow (2009)

The Terror Experiment (2010)

Directed by George Mendeluk.  Written by D. Todd Deeken.  Starring Jason London, Lochlyn Munro, Robert Carradine, C. Thomas Howell and Judd Nelson. Plot: a disgruntled vet releases a biological weapon that infects people with a fight-or-flight response. The gas the vet releases into a federal building, somehow triggers people and turns them into flesh-eating monsters.  … Continue reading The Terror Experiment (2010)

Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1994)

Directed by Jeff Burr.  Written by Ivan and Constantine Chachornia.  Starring Ami Dolenz, Andrew Robinson, Linnea Quigley, Hill Harper, Soleil Moon Frye, J. Trevor Edmond and Kane Hodder. Plot: stupid ass teenagers resurrect a demon - on purpose! - and a bloody rampage ensues. This direct-to-video sequel is about a new girl in town, Jenny … Continue reading Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1994)