The Reef (2010)

Written and directed by Andrew Traucki. Starring Damian Walshe-Howling, Zoe Naylor, Gyton Grantley, Adrienne Pickering and Kieran Darcy-Smith. Plot: a sailing trip turns into a nightmare for a small group of friends when their boat capsizes and a great white shark begins to stalk them. Luke (Walshe-Howling) delivers boats to people. We didn't know that … Continue reading The Reef (2010)

The Last Exorcism (2010)

Written by Huck Botko and Andrew Gurland. Directed by Daniel Stamm. Starring Ashley Bell and Patrick Fabian. Plot: A minister who no longer believes in exorcism, agrees to have his last one recorded. He wants to make a little money and prove that exorcism is fake. I wanted to like this movie but apparently the … Continue reading The Last Exorcism (2010)

Exorcismus (2010) aka The Possesion of Emma Evans

Written by David Munoz. Directed by Manuel Carballo. Starring Sophie Vavasseur, Stephen Billington, Jo- ann Stockham and Doug Bradley (for about 2 minutes) Plot: a young girl believes she is possessed and seeks out an exorcism from a priest First off if you watch this because of Doug Bradley's billing, you will be disappointed as … Continue reading Exorcismus (2010) aka The Possesion of Emma Evans

The Incredible Melting Man (1977)

Written and directed by William Sachs. Starring Alex Rebar, Burr DeBenning, Myron Healing, Michael Alldredge, Ann Sweeny, Jonathan Demme, Janus Blythe and Cheryl Smith. Plot: an astronaut is transformed into a murderous melting man after being exposed to radiation during a trip to Saturn. This movie is hysterical.  Let's start with that.  It is one … Continue reading The Incredible Melting Man (1977)

Enter Nowhere (2011)

Directed by Jack Heller.  Written by Shawn Christensen and Jason Dolan.  Starring Sara Paxton, Scott Eastwood, Katherine Waterston and Shaun Sipos. Plot: three strangers arrive at a remote cabin one by one and must figure out why they're there and why they're unable to leave. Although this was listed on Netflix as horror, it is … Continue reading Enter Nowhere (2011)

Hellraiser : Revelations (2011)

Written by Gary J. Tunnicliffe. Directed by Victor Garcia. Starring Stephan Smith Collins and Tracey Fairaway Plot: Two friends discover a puzzle box in Mexico, which opens a gateway to Hell. This movie is an absolute travesty!!! Are you surprised by my conclusion? You shouldn't be. This movie was terrible in every important way. Bad … Continue reading Hellraiser : Revelations (2011)

Hellraiser 8: Hellworld (2005)

Written by Joel Soisson and Carl V Dupre. Directed by Rick Bota. Starring Doug Bradley, Lance Henricksen, Kathryn Winnick, Henry Cavill and Christopher Jacot. Plot: gamers playing a Hellraiser video game are invited to a party where, as it turns out, cenobites are real. The writing is piss-poor, it's just bad cliche after bad cliche. … Continue reading Hellraiser 8: Hellworld (2005)

Hellraiser 7: Deader (2005)

Written by Tim Day and Benjamin Carr. Directed by Rick Bota. Starring Doug Bradley and Kari Wuhrer. Plot: A journalist goes to Romania to investigate a cult. The movie could be called 7 minutes of Pinhead. Let me say that we both hate Kari Wuhrer, she ruins or at least makes worse everything she is … Continue reading Hellraiser 7: Deader (2005)

Hellraiser VI: Hellseeker (2002)

Written by Carl V.Dupre and Tim Day, Directed by Rock Bota. Starring Ashley Laurence , Dean Winters and Doug Bradley. Plot: Kirsty and her husband get into an accident, she disappears and he is the prime suspect. To make matters worse he begins having vivid and violent hallucinations. This movie was a bit of an … Continue reading Hellraiser VI: Hellseeker (2002)

Hellraiser 5: Inferno (2000)

Written by Scott Derrickson and Paul Harris Boardman, Directed by Scott Derrickson. Starring Craig Sheffer, Doug Bradley, James Remar and Nicholas Turturro. Plot: A cheating, drug abusing cop becomes embroiled in a series of murders involving someone known as "The Engineer". "You hunt the Engineer and the Engineer hunts you". Pinhead is in like 5 … Continue reading Hellraiser 5: Inferno (2000)