6 Movies to Skip On Date Night

YUMMY (2019) DJ and I have a prediliction towards zombie movies, but this one disappointed. The movie is about a couple that go to a shady hospital for plastic surgery. A boob reduction to be specific, so you do get to see boobs. Points for that. But it wasn't the comedy we were hoping for. … Continue reading 6 Movies to Skip On Date Night

Re-Animator (1985)

Directed by Stuart Gordon. Written by Gordon, Dennis Paoli and William Norris, based on a story by H.P. Lovecraft. Starring Jeffrey Combs, Bruce Abbott and Barbara Crampton. Plot: an odd medical student does experiments to reanimate dead tissue. Let's just apologize early for poo-pooing all over a "classic", but we don't really like this "gem". … Continue reading Re-Animator (1985)

Return to House on Haunted Hill (2007)

Directed by Victor Garcia.  Written by William Massa.  Starring Amanda Righetti, Cerina Vincent, Erik Palladino, Tom Riley, Andrew Lee Potts and Jeffrey Combs. Plot: a man kidnaps people to help him find a priceless statue inside Hill House. So, Sara from the first movie is killed by Desmond (Palladino), who makes it look like a … Continue reading Return to House on Haunted Hill (2007)

6 Movies To Just Say No To

The following movies all have star power, but we don't know why.  Seems like the stars should've kept their power for something a little better. I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in This House (2016)   In this movie Ruth Wilson (don't know why she agreed to it) comes to take care of an elderly … Continue reading 6 Movies To Just Say No To

Dark House (2009)

Directed by Darin Scott.  Written by Scott and Kerry Douglas Dye.  Starring Jeffrey Combs, Scott Whyte, Meghan Ory, Diane Salinger and Matt Cohen. Plot: a group of acting students come to work for a haunted house that turns out to be truly haunted. In the Old Darrode House, Janet Darrode ran a foster home but … Continue reading Dark House (2009)

House on Haunted Hill (1999)

Directed by William Malone.  Written by Robb White and Dick Beebe.  Starring Jeffrey Combs, Taye Diggs, Peter Gallagher, Famke Janssen, Chris Kattan, Ali Larter, Geoffrey Rush and Bridgette Wilson. Plot: a man, Mr. Price (Rush), plays a game, offering $1,000,000 to any guest that can survive the night in a haunted house Price is an … Continue reading House on Haunted Hill (1999)

9 Movies We Wish We Hadn’t Sat Through

Dead Meat (2004) We usually love zombie movies.  Even cheap ones.  This is not the case with Dead Meat.  It's apparently supposed to be a funny movie, but the comedy isn't really our brand.  An eye ball being sucked out of someone's head by a vacuum cleaner is just childish.  Also, the make up is … Continue reading 9 Movies We Wish We Hadn’t Sat Through

Cellar Dweller (1988)

Directed by John Carl Buechler.  Written by Don Mancini.  Starring Debrah Farentino, Brian Robbins and Jeffrey Combs. Plot: 2 artists, 30 years apart, bring life to an ancient demon by drawing it At one point in this movie, the main character crosses the demon with White Out.  As in "the power of Christ compels you … Continue reading Cellar Dweller (1988)