10 Movies That Should Have Ended Before They Began

OFFSPRING (2009) Bad. Bad. And more bad. This movie is about some fine young cannibals eating people. They wear the worst wigs though. The acting is not good. The effects are not good. And the story is not good. Jack Ketchum, who wrote the book and the movie, seems to have been a perverted little … Continue reading 10 Movies That Should Have Ended Before They Began

The Hollow (2004)

Directed by Kyle Newman. Written by Hans Rodionoff. Starring Kevin Zegers, Kaley Cuoco, Nick Carter, Stacy Keach, Judge Reinhold, Nicholas Turturro, Eileen Brennan, Joseph Mazzello and Melissa Schuman. Plot: the new kid in Sleepy Hollow finds out that he is a direct descendent of Ichabod Crane and must save the town from the Headless Horseman. … Continue reading The Hollow (2004)

Shadow Builder (1998)

Directed by Jamie Dixon.  Screenplay written by Michael Stokes, based on a short story by Bram Stoker.  Starring Michael Rooker, Kevin Zegers, Leslie Hope, Tony Todd, Shawn Thompson and Andrew Jackson. Plot: the fate of the world is in the hands of a young boy and a renegade priest. Some nasty people are summoning a … Continue reading Shadow Builder (1998)

Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Directed by Zack Snyder.  Written by James Gunn.  Starring Sarah Polley, Jake Weber, Ving Rhames, Mekhi Phifer, Ty Burrell, Kevin Zegers, Lindy Booth and Matt Frewer. Plot: during the zombie apocalypse, a group of survivors hole up in a mall to wait for help This remake of the 1978 classic is almost nothing like the … Continue reading Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Wrong Turn (2003)

Directed by Rob Schmidt.  Written by Alan B. McElroy.  Starring Eliza Dushku, Desmond Harrington, Jeremy Sisto, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Kevin Zegers and Lindy Booth. Plot: 6 people are hunted by inbred cannibals in the backwoods of West Virginia The original Wrong Turn deserves a place in your Halloween marathon this year.  None of the sequels are … Continue reading Wrong Turn (2003)

Fear of the Dark (2003)

Directed by K.C. Bascombe.  Written by John Sullivan.  Starring Kevin Zegers. Plot: a boy is afraid of the dark because he's convinced that something lives inside of it This movie follows a really whiny little boy who's afraid of the dark, but won't actually tell anyone why.  At least not the whole truth of it. … Continue reading Fear of the Dark (2003)