Severance (2006)

Written by Christopher Smith and James Moran Directed by Christopher Smith Starring: Danny Dyer, Laura Harris, Tim McInnerny, Toby Stephens, Claudia Blakley, Andy Nyman and Babou Ceesay Plot: during a company team building retreat, a group of employees are hunted down by a killer. This movie has a really solid opening featuring a gutting and … Continue reading Severance (2006)

Leaf Blower Massacre 1 + 2

Written by Anthony Cooney and Michael Wade Johnson and Josh Stephenson Directed by Anthony Cooney Starring, Ari Lehman, Kaylee Williams, Shavar D. Clark, Anita Nicole Brown, Portia Chellelynn, Lillian Lamour, Joe Debartolo and Anthony Cooney For a first effort this is pretty good, though some of the music doesn't always match what is happening, the … Continue reading Leaf Blower Massacre 1 + 2

Krampus (2015)

Written by Michael Dougherty, Todd Casey and Zach Shields Directed by Michael Dougherty Starring: Toni Colette, Adam Scott, David Koechner, Conchatta Ferrel and Emjay Anthony Plot: a boy accidentally summons a Christmas demon. Austro - Bevarian folk lore. He is a half goat, half demon who punishes children who are bad at Christmas in contrast … Continue reading Krampus (2015)

Pieces (1982)

Written by Dick Randall and Robert Loyola Directed by Juan Piquer Simon Starring Christopher George, Linda Day, Frank Brana, Edmund Purdom, Ian Sera and Paul Smith Plot: young co-eds are being dismembered by a chainsaw wielding maniac As you can see by the dueling posters this movie was amazing lol. Seriously though it wasn't bad. … Continue reading Pieces (1982)

Children of the Night (1991)

Written by Nicholas Falacci, Tony Randel, William Hopkins and Christopher Webster Directed by Tony Randel Starring Karen Black and Peter DeLuise Plot: a teacher helps a teen girl take on a town full of vampires Lucy is hot for teacher and so was Tara, she always had a thing for Doug Penhall. I dug Lucy, … Continue reading Children of the Night (1991)

Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)

Written by J.D. Fiegelson Directed by Frank De Felitta Starring Charles Durning, Lane Smith and Larry Drake Plot: Small town vigilantes get their comeuppance after killing a retarded man accused of harming a little girl. Lets just start with me saying i loved this movie. It's got a hell of a motive and good acting. … Continue reading Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl O Rama (1988)

Written by Sergei Hasenecz Directed by David DeCoteau Starring Linnea Quigley, Andras Jones, Robin Stille, Brinke Stevens, George "Buck" Flower and Dukey Flyswatter as Imp Plot: to pledge a sorority girls have to steal a bowling trophy that unbeknownst to them contains a devilish Imp. This was about 20 years before David DeCoteau starting directing … Continue reading Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl O Rama (1988)

Critters (1986)

Directed by Stephen Herek.  Written by Herek and Domonic Muir.  Starring Dee Wallace, Scott Grimes, Lin Shaye, M Emmet Walsh, Billy Zane, Ethan Phillips, Terrance Mann and Don Keith Opper. Plot: a race of small, furry aliens come to Earth to make a meal out of the people of a small farming town. This is … Continue reading Critters (1986)

The Prowler (1981)

Directed by Joseph Zito.  Written by Glenn Leopold, Neal Barbera, Mark Edward Edens, Michael Edens, Eric Lewald and Sarah Higgins.  Starring Vicky Dawson, Christopher Goutman, Farley Granger and Lawrence Tierney. Plot: an unknown killer in WWII fatigues, stalks and kills a bunch of college kids during a school dance This overly dramatic slasher is just … Continue reading The Prowler (1981)

Split (2016)

Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan.  Starring James McAvoy, Anya Taylor-Joy, Haley Lu Richardson, Jessica Sula and Betty Buckley. Plot: 3 girls are kidnapped by a man with multiple personalities I don't know how many times I've said this, but DJ doesn't usually do psychological horror.  And he didn't do this one either.  I … Continue reading Split (2016)