The following movies all received zeros from us because they were so bad we were forced to turn them off before they were even over. We highly recommend that you just skip these films altogether. It's just not worth the grief. Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000) The first Jack Frost … Continue reading 10 Movies That Are So Bad….That They’re Just Bad
Directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett. Written by James Vanderbilt and Guy Busick. Starring Melissa Barrera, Jenna Ortega, Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Jasmin Savoy Brown, Mason Gooding, Kyle Gallner, Dylan Minnette, Mikey Madison, Jack Quaid, Heather Matarazzo, Marley Shelton and Skeet Ulrich. Plot: another Ghostface killer comes after a new group of … Continue reading Scream (2022)
Reader Beware, you’re in for a … Disappointment??
The following list is comprised of 10 movies that DJ and I couldn't get through for one reason or another. I promise you that we rarely turn off movies, so this is bad. I'll try to explain why they were turned off the best way that I can. Extinction: The G.M.O. Chronicles (2011) This German-made, … Continue reading Reader Beware, you’re in for a … Disappointment??
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
Written by Chris Thomas Devlin Directed by David Blue Garcia Starring Sarah Yarkin, Elsie Fisher, Nell Hudson, Moe Dunford, Jacob Latimore, Jessica Allain, Alice Krige, William Hope, Owen Fouere and Mark Burnham as Leatherface Plot: after several decades, Leatherface returns to terrorize a group of influencers invading his town Here comes the sun Going in … Continue reading Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)
Written by Adam Marcus, Debra Sullivan and Kirsten Elms Directed by John Luessenhop Starring Alexandra Daddario, Trey Songz, Tania Raymonde, Shaun Sipos, Keram Malicki-Sanchez, Thom Barry, Paul Rae, Scott Eastwood, Bill Moseley, Marilyn Burns, Gunman Hansen and Dan Yeager as Leather face Plot: a woman inherits a house in Texas from family she never knew … Continue reading Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)
Happy Belated Birthday to Robert Englund!!!
Why yes! I am aware that as a horror fan I severely messed up in not wishing the delightful Robert Englund a Happy 75th!! So, I apologize and will make up for it now. He's given me the most terrible nightmares since I was a little girl, but as an adult I was fortunate enough … Continue reading Happy Belated Birthday to Robert Englund!!!
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)
Directed by Jonathan Liebesman. Written by Sheldon Turner and David J. Schow. Starring Jordana Brewster, Matt Bomer, Taylor Handley, Diora Baird, R. Lee Ermey, Lee Tergesen, Cyia Batten and Andrew Bryniarski as "Leatherface". Plot: four friends on a road trip encounter a junior Leatherface as he's just becoming a sicko. Even if we didn't know … Continue reading The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
Written by Scott Kosar Directed by Marcus Nispel Starring Jessica Biel, Jonathan Tucker, Mike Vogel, Eric Balfour, Erica Leerhsen, R. Lee Ermey, David Dorfman, Lauren German and Andrew Bryniarski as Leatherface Plot: Five friends traveling through Texas find themselves hunted by a chainsaw wielding maniac and his murderous family Hungry? This movie opens with a … Continue reading The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)
Written and directed by Kim Henkel. Starring Renee Zellweger, Matthew McConaughey, Tonie Perensky, Joe Stevens and Robert Jacks as "Leatherface". Plot: a group of teenagers crash their car on prom night and wind up in the clutches of the serial killing Sawyer family. Now, this Chainsaw movie is one of our least favorites. Before I … Continue reading Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)
Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)
Directed by Jeff Burr. Written by David J. Schow. Starring Ken Foree, Kate Hodge, William Butler, Viggo Mortensen, Joe Unger, Tom Hudson, Tom Everett, Jennifer Banko and R.A. Mihailoff. Plot: a young, yuppie couple and a survivalist team up to survive an attack by Leatherface and the rest of the Sawyer family. Called "generic" by … Continue reading Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)