Funhouse (2019)

Written and directed by Jason William Lee. Starring Valter Skarsgard, Christopher Gerard, Dayleigh Nelson, Gigi Saul Guerrero, Karolina Benefield, Khamisa Wilsher, Mathias Retamal, Amanda Howells and Jerome Velinsky. Plot: a group of C-list celebrities are invited to compete on a reality show that turns out to be too real as those voted off suffer horrible … Continue reading Funhouse (2019)

Grimcutty (2022)

Written and directed by John Ross. Starring Sara Wolfkind, Callan Farris, Shannyn Sossamon, Usman Ally, Tate Moore, Alona Tal and Joel Ezra Hebner. Plot: a teen girl and her little brother must stop a terrifying internet meme brought to life. While not a popular movie, DJ and I seem to feel that some people didn't … Continue reading Grimcutty (2022)

Freaks of Nature (2015)

Directed by Robbie Pickering. Written by Oren Uziel. Starring Nicholas Braun, Mackenzie Davis, Josh Fadem, Joan Cusack, Utkarsh Ambudkar, Rachael Harris, Pat Healy, Vanessa Hudgens, Keegan-Michael Key, Dennis Leary, Derek Mears, Bob Odenkirk, Patton Oswalt, Aurora Perrineau, Ian Roberts, Cerina Vincent, Ed Westwick, Mae Whitman and Chris Zylka. Plot: when a town populated by humans, … Continue reading Freaks of Nature (2015)

6 Movies NOT To Watch This Halloween Season

THE SUPER (2017) Let's start with a really dumb movie with really convincing acting. It's sort of sad that the actors - including Val Kilmer - had to make this movie at all because they're obviously talented, even the young ones. Kilmer plays a crazy man who does spells in the NYC apartment building where … Continue reading 6 Movies NOT To Watch This Halloween Season

Blood Red Sky (2021)

Directed by Peter Thorwarth. Written by Thorwarth and Stefan Holtz. Starring Peri Baumeister, Carl Anton Koch, Kais Setti, Graham McTavish, Alexander Scheer and Dominic Purcell. Plot: a mother with a "mysterious illness" must protect her son at any costs when terrorists hijack their transatlantic flight. The film opens with a plane being guided down to … Continue reading Blood Red Sky (2021)

Aftermath (2021)

Directed by Peter Winther. Written by Winther and Dakota Gorman. Starring Ashley Greene, Shawn Ashmore, Britt Baron, Sharif Atkins, Diana Hopper, Susan Walters, Jamie Kaler, Travis Coles, Ross McCall and Jason Liles. Plot: a young married couple, in a strained relationship due to her affair, move into a new home where a murder/suicide occured. Normally, … Continue reading Aftermath (2021)

There’s Someone Inside Your House (2021)

Directed by Patrick Brice. Written by Henry Gayden (based on a YA novel of the same name by Stephanie Perkins). Starring Sydney Park, Theodore Pellerin, Dale Whibley, Jesse LaTourette, Asjha Cooper, Diego Josef, Burkeley Duffield, Sarah Dugdale and BJ Harrison. Plot: Makani Young and her new friends must deal with a serial killer at their … Continue reading There’s Someone Inside Your House (2021)

The Deep House (2021)

Written and directed by Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury. Starring James Jagger, Camilla Rowe and Eric Savin. Plot: two YouTubers travel to France, dive into a remote lake and discover a submerged house perfectly preserved with all it's nightmarish secrets intact. **Sorry this review is so long, but I have a lot to say.** Ben … Continue reading The Deep House (2021)

Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

Directed by Joseph Sargent. Written by Michael de Guzman. Starring Lorraine Gary, Lance Guest, Mario Van Peebles, Karen Young, Lynn Whitfield, Mitchell Anderson, Judith Barsi and Michael Caine. Plot: ignoring Jaws 3, this movie follows Ellen Brody, now widowed, after she loses her son, Sean, to a shark attack. Having enjoyed the third Jaws movie, … Continue reading Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

Stephanie (2017)

Directed by Akiva Goldsman. Written by Ben Collins and Luke Piotrowski. Starring Frank Grillo, Anna Torv, Shree Crooks and Harold Perrineau. Plot: after a mysterious apocalyptic event, a young girl lives alone, in her home, hiding from a sinister force. This is one movie where I completely understand the shitty reviews. The terrible story follows … Continue reading Stephanie (2017)