Directed by Irvin S. Yeaworth Jr. Written by Irvine Millgate, Theodore Simonson, and Kay Linaker. Starring the charming and beautiful Steve McQueen.
Plot: a small alien blob comes to Earth, starts eating people and grows and grows out of control
You see that huge glob of strawberry jelly up there – who wouldn’t want to watch it kill people?!! Which is why this isn’t the traditional review. It really doesn’t matter what DJ and I think, you should be watching this movie already. WHY AREN’T YOU WATCHING THIS MOVIE ALREADY??!!!
First of all, it is highly original. What other movie is a glob of jam killing people? Second of all, it is hilarious. Even when it’s not supposed to be. And that’s sometimes the best movie to watch. Third of all, there is a GREAT soundtrack. The blob even has it’s very own theme:
Beware of The Blob, it creeps
And leaps and glides and slides
Across the floor
Right through the door
And all around the wall
A splotch, a blotch
Be careful of The Blob
Now repeat that incessantly and you have yourself a theme song.
I gave it a 55/100 and DJ gave it a 50. That’s not high, but you still HAVE to watch it.
Now if you’re in desperate need of a horror movie you haven’t seen yet and the remake comes on, you can watch that, too, it’s just not as good. Chuck Russell and Frank Darabont (long before he was uber famous) made the 1988 version staring Shawnee Smith and Kevin Dillon. It’s a horrible movie, but it’s a fun sort of horrible. We give it a 35 and a 30 respectively, but still think you should watch it for shits and giggles.
I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero.
1. I met George Romero. He was the kindest and sweetest man. He talked to me for longer than he should have with the line getting longer. He also held my hand. And when he noticed the ladybug I have tattooed on my wrist, he said he liked it and asked me it's name. Till then, it had not had a name. Now, I call him George.
2. I love stickers. All stickers. I just adore them. I even ask for stickers for Christmas! As a matter of fact, the birthday that just past, every member of my immediate family gave me sticker packs as gifts. Affordable and extremely appreciated.
3. I have never put much stock in astrology or horoscopes, but I LOVE the magic of the MBTI. Omg. I am an INFP and it actually sounds just like me. Introverted mostly. Creative always. Heart before head and not the most logical. Totally me! For better or worse.
4. It's no surprise I count horror so high up on the list of things that make me, me. However, it's so within my soul that I was part of the Horror Club in college. Interesting bunch. And even took a Horror Lit class as an elective. I got an A.
5. Coffee always makes me happy. Always. I'm particularly fond of caramel macchiatos. But I'll drink black coffee if it's the only thing available.
6. I hate shock for the sake of shock and endings that depress me. I always mention the movies Within (2016) and the Eli Roth produced, written and starred in, Aftershock (2012), as proof of this distate I have. I abhor the idea that just because I like horror, some people think I'd actually praise a movie that lets you think the "Final Girl" just made it through the night, only to slap her in the face with a tsunami.
7. We are big time animal people. I mean, if I could, I'd have an elephant, a bear, a zebra, a penguin, an otter and a meerkat, living with me. Seriously though. We have 2 dogs right now and 2 cats. Both cats we picked up when they each came to our front door hungry. And both dogs we got from 2 different sets of neighbors. Both who, unfortunately, don't know how to care for pets long-term. But they're happy and healthy now!!
8. Revisiting my love of horror, one of the above cats, my cat, is a little black guy named Church. Because Pet Sematary. His middle name is even Pascow. To give credit where credit's due, the name was DJ's idea. But he loves horror too!
9. I'm big into art. Along with movie posters and an Anne Frank quote, I have some actual paintings on my wall. I really think Dali paints beautifully when he wants to. And if I don't get to see Michaelangelo's Pieta in person some day, I will be very disappointed.
10. Lastly, I find Emily Dickinson's poetry intriguing. I took an elective course about her as well. But do you know I injected horror even there? I was given a poem to dissect and I picked one on death, of course. Then, I researched old "Death Photos" and even printed out copies for everyone in the class. They were so interested in looking at them that it stopped them from all looking at me, and I was able to deal quite well with my stage fright. Haha
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